| Author | Topic: Lets Make Fun Of Post Malone (Roast Malone) |
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Location: hello friend |  posted Friday, April 13, 2018 3:35:30 PM 
lol like kid rock but worse. i can almost smell this jerkoff thru the screen. like if i dumped out one of my ashtrays on some fat dudes masturbation chair. white trashPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: bluffington | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 3:51:20 PM
i bet he pours the milk in the bowl before his cerealPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: +1 to clout | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 4:32:13 PM 
He looks like the kid who starts sweating when the teacher starts calling on people to read out loud
It's like one of Riff Raff's hairy dingleberries grew limbs and started making music
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Location: bluffington | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 4:34:15 PM
i bet he wipes back to frontPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: recognize ollie | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 5:12:40 PM
cant wait til white kids start arguing he's the goatPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: Yo Afrika, how do you like your buddy? | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 6:01:06 PM
Seems like I would want to hang with him so he must be terriblePartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Member Since: 2017 | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 6:24:58 PM
nothings worse than this mofo lil mexican cunt wannabe stunna trash
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Location: The burbs of NJ | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 6:43:46 PM
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Member Since: 2018 | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 9:10:20 PM
karl malone never played in the post he was pick and roll guy and shit jumpers. name fail
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Location: The burbs of NJ | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 9:19:31 PM
You can tell this fucking chode sweats patchouli oil.Partial IP: 73.10.82.7 |
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Location: Trump is the Illmatic of america | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 9:26:15 PM
Bunch of jealous fucks ittPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: +1 to clout | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 9:30:13 PM
Yes, i wish i was famous and universally hated by everyone over the age of 15Partial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: Trump is the Illmatic of america | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 9:35:45 PM
I know like 30 dime pieces that talk bout post all day
I'm not a hater so I can respect his style.
I've never thought he was the greatest rapper but he has hits and has his own lanePartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: +1 to clout | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 9:38:54 PM
Im sure you know like 30 dime pieces that talk about post every day. You definitey dont sound 100% full of shitPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: The burbs of NJ | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 9:40:23 PM
Yo Bro Mike your posting style the last year or two has been terrible...
I don't expect you to be the Bro Mike that was cum guzzling Griselda and The Winners few years back. But this try hard 'mature' but comes off cringy and unfunny thing you got going on needs to kick some rocks already. You work in the suit department of Macy's and rock knock off designer glasses. What Barzini wore today is worth more than your closet.Partial IP: 73.10.82.7 |
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Location: Trump is the Illmatic of america | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 9:44:59 PM
My glasses are definitley not knock off. I can post the pics itt if I cared enough to.
I rock ermengildo zegnas and that's me re Italian that barzinis mother cooking.Partial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: +1 to clout | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 10:09:33 PM
"My glasses are definitely not knock offs"
This shit is getting sad
He's really never recovered from that toilet flushing situationPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Member Since: 2018 | posted Friday, April 13, 2018 10:42:11 PM
lol recumstain pwned by clockworkPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: New Bedford, MA USA | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 10:22:39 AM
recumbent_god pwnt! LOL
Clock and dR. prOf ahahahahahPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: hello friend | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:17:39 AM
patchouli actually smells good. this dude is str8 ball sack and taco bell for surePartial IP: 43.230.209 |
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Location: New Bedford, MA USA | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:22:39 AM
^hah Alfredo, i'd put money he stinks like a mix of ashtray, sweat, and some shitty-ass Walgreens cologne, maybe even DrakkarPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: hello friend | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:25:34 AM
things post malone smells like:
balls
ass
various assortment of cheeses
ashtray
fast food
the book shelf at goodwill
moth balls
roach eggs
white guiltPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: New Bedford, MA USA | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:27:02 AM
^LOLL "white guilt and a goodwill bookshelf"Partial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: hello friend | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:27:07 AM
is ther a reason his bangs look like a waify white hipster girl who works in a used book store?
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Location: hello friend | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:27:49 AM
makes yelawolf look like a havard graduate
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Location: hello friend | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:28:35 AM
*harvardPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: bluffington | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:31:44 AM
gino can you just rename this thread roast malonePartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: every wigger is a star | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:32:16 AM
shia lebouf's retarded brother: shit lebouf.Partial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: every wigger is a star | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:32:49 AM
which is actually, appropriately french for "shit the beef".Partial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: hello friend | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:35:04 AM
irl lol at tippi
he makes me itchy as fuck. type of dirtball to have dandruff in his eyebrowsPartial IP: 43.230.209 |
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Location: every wigger is a star | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:35:24 AM
this guy ain't allowed to sit in my hammock, unless he's wearing a diaper.Partial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: hello friend | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:36:04 AM
^^^irl lolPartial IP: 43.230.209 |
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Location: New Bedford, MA USA | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 11:42:37 AM
kids these days be loving this trash-ass music too ...smhPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: recognize ollie | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 12:36:30 PM
lol 88 im dying lolPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: New Bedford, MA USA | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 1:01:10 PM
LOL 88Partial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: where you get sword at | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 2:48:04 PM
This human pore strip is what happened when they put Shia & Chumlee in those telepods from The Fly.Partial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: hello friend | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 2:54:26 PM
the last pic i posted shows a nice shot of his neck tattoo that looks like a mans butt pooping out a vaginaPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: Trump is the Illmatic of america | posted Monday, April 16, 2018 8:38:53 PM
Wow I've never seen a bigger group of hatersPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: where you get sword at | posted Tuesday, April 17, 2018 8:23:27 AM
STFU Malaka PoustiPartial IP: 224.194.89 |
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Location: where you get sword at | posted Tuesday, April 17, 2018 8:30:34 AM
In the second picture from the top, is that a fly chilling underneath son's left eye behind his glasses?
Probably attracted by the scent let off my his mouth breathing.Partial IP: 224.194.89 |
