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88

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:15:49 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 88


if you knew you were going to die tomorrow, and, for some reason, had to pick a rapper to perform the eulogy at your funeral, who would you pick, and why?

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Daddy Alfredo (Admin)

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:18:24 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Daddy Alfredo
wow, id hope my eulogy would be some form of a roast where friends and family would let my dead ass have it. i was thinking my 50th birthday would be a roast but death is just as good. maybe majik most and celph titled.

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88

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:19:02 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 88
why majik most and celph titled?

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Lit Jagger

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:22:30 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Lit Jagger
Lol at a funeral. Burn my body into ashes and throw it in the ocean, no funeral needed

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88

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:23:07 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 88
which rapper would have the honor of throwing your ashes in the ocean, though?

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Nassau William Senior

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:24:06 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Nassau William Senior
Snoop

He'd do the eulogy similar to Arsenio Hall in Coming to America foshizzle...and everyone would be high as a kite. The way I like it.

/Thread

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Nassau William Senior

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:25:07 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Nassau William Senior

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88

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:25:32 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 88
serious question i just thought of: if you wish to be buried, but not in a coffin, are you allowed to just have your body placed in a hole in the ground? or is there some law that requires a coffin, in the case of burial?

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Daddy Alfredo (Admin)

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:26:43 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Daddy Alfredo
majik most and celph titled are outlandish and funny. i wouldnt want ne rapper doing my eulogy. have all the women i slept with roast me.

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Daddy Alfredo (Admin)

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:28:00 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Daddy Alfredo
u need a coffin. but usually thers a cement grave around where the casket is placed.



id want a giant obnoxious head stone. put my family in the poor house wen i die and make an appt complex at my grave site lol

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88

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:31:01 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 88
u need a coffin. but usually thers a cement grave around where the casket is placed.

is that a law? and if so, why? genuinely curious here. is it illegal to bury a body without a coffin? maybe including a coffin somehow officializes it, or something. like it signals that the person has been legally recognized as deceased, whereas just burying a body raw could be seen as an attempt to conceal something. i don't know.

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88

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:33:24 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 88
the reasons i just found after a google search make sense:

The majority of states require that a body be enclosed in some type of container if it is going to buried in the ground. This is to prevent its decay from contaminating nearby water sources or it from being unburied by predatory animals and consumed, partially or whole. A cemetery will almost certainly require some form of vault or coffin for you to be buried in their grounds for the above reasons as well as the fact that some religions require that burial take place rapidly and without autopsy meaning that remains will decay far quicker.

i wonder if that's the whole answer, though, or if there are more reasons.

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SC1989

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:33:27 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for SC1989
Billy Woods with Damu on the decks

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tippi dink

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:35:52 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tippi dink
i'd have lil b do my eulogy, it would be beauiful and he would have nothing but positive things to say about me.

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88

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:36:05 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 88
looks like you can go coffin-less in ireland now:

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/coffins-optional-as-victorian-burial-laws-to-be-revoked-1.1384419

i created this thread, not thinking i'd learn something interesting from it, lol.

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Daddy Alfredo (Admin)

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:36:11 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Daddy Alfredo
i believe bugs lol



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the weatherman (Admin)

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:40:05 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for the weatherman
killah priest

I just feel like he'd have the dopest eulogy haha

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tippi dink

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:41:05 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tippi dink
lil b could just perform his hit single "i love you" at my funeral


O.G. told me,"Keep your heart, keep spreading love and play your part"
I just do the best that I can
Say real things and help my friends
I am not perfect, but I am great 'cuz I keep a smile
I know you are a superstar
Stay based and.....
Love me, and hope I have a good life
RIP to your dead family, I love you
Based world for life
And I want you to have a good night
And I want you to have a good day
Everybody knows I see weird things
But it's gonna be okay


I love you, I love you
Even though things sometimes are hard
I just put it up to...
In the air, sometimes I cry
But it's okay, we'll be alright

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Daddy Alfredo (Admin)

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:41:21 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Daddy Alfredo
wat poster would u want to deliver ur eulogy is the question?
id def pick 88

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tippi dink

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 2:42:27 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tippi dink
i'd pick ollie

88 is good choice too though

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SC1989

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 3:06:17 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for SC1989
I pick Tippi but I fear the heshe would not shut the fuck up and babble on for hours and hours and hours
I pick Es-1 to sing to piss off the missus one last time


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tippi dink

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 3:12:31 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tippi dink
nah if i gave your eulogy it would be
pretty straightforward and to the point

"RIP SC1989. he died the way he lived, draped in the arms of another man"

and then we'd all watch footloose starring kevin bacon

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tippi dink

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 3:14:59 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tippi dink
when i die i want to be drawn and quartered, just tie my limbs to four seperate horses and make them run in seperate directions. livestream that shit too.

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SC1989

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 3:18:06 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for SC1989

Footlose is shit to FlashDance
I will not subjugate my family to that shitty film and plus you have to explain to some older ones what you are

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tippi dink

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 3:22:32 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tippi dink
exactly, that's why they'd be forced to watch it. after that it would be the american remakes of all your favorite shows/movies.

plus you have to explain to some older ones what you are

why tell them, i can just show them when i piss on your grave. lol sorry that was kind of mean.

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CAChri$t(IE)

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 3:34:03 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for CAChri$t(IE)
DMX

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Lit Jagger

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 3:54:18 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Lit Jagger
I'd want Lupe fiasco to say my eulogy

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SC1989

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 3:56:51 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for SC1989
Am sure you be in the grave too if you piss out your arsehole or belly button
American remakes suck but I got a few dummys like you in the family who would enjoy it

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tippi dink

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 3:58:19 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tippi dink
american office and shameless > the british versions

all day

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Lit Jagger

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 3:58:36 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Lit Jagger
It would be dope if I became wealthy and got wrapped up like a mummy buried in a tomb full of gold

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darius rucker in a dolphin costume


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tippi dink

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 4:04:55 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tippi dink
^ man just say hootie, that might as well be his real name at this point

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Paper Piff And Polo

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 4:25:49 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Paper Piff And Polo
Ma$e all day!

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CAChri$t(IE)

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 4:37:13 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for CAChri$t(IE)
Some great answers in this thread exspecially DMX

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 4:45:10 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Loewi
Fahim

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 4:49:19 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for eseph84   Click Here to Email eseph84
dont ever disrespect darius tippi. this is war b

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SC1989

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 4:56:52 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for SC1989
You have no clue tippi.

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the s's gon get ya ninja


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tha $pace clock

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Crumple

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Max B the wave legend

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88

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 7:55:44 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 88
Good call with mase

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Lit Jagger

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I would want skin diamond to suck my dick in a coffin at my funeral

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dR.prOf

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^ the rare good post from lit jagger

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posted Wednesday, October 25, 2017 9:36:51 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Clockworx
Easy choice...

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Tadow

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serious question i just thought of: if you wish to be buried, but not in a coffin, are you allowed to just have your body placed in a hole in the ground? or is there some law that requires a coffin, in the case of burial?

ive requested to have my ashes put into Grain Belt tall boy cans and thrown somewhere into the headwaters of the Mississippi River when no one is looking.

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Daddy Alfredo (Admin)

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posted Thursday, October 26, 2017 4:36:45 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Daddy Alfredo
dmx is so good cant believe i forgot him

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Ideal for podcasting

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Necro, because he's fucking hilarious. It would be so awkward in there as Necro angrily does his try hard tough guy gig, getting more lispy by the moment and spraying the front row of funeral goers with his saliva.

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Daddy Alfredo (Admin)

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posted Thursday, October 26, 2017 9:00:50 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Daddy Alfredo
^^^LOL

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eseph84

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chane the rapper would be a good choice with his weird piano playing ass he can play some twix jams


pb twix > caramel

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PAhiphopFAN

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posted Thursday, October 26, 2017 10:37:56 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for PAhiphopFAN
Canibus or Killah Priest. They would have some abstract thoughts.

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are u ready

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Tippi did you have to rui
n this thread by mentioning little B

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marley g da ra$ta kid

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i would pick SNOOP



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