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Clockworx (Admin)

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posted Tuesday, August 29, 2017 6:26:43 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Clockworx
Yo tippi it reached its limit of 45 days since its inception so it can't be bumped anymore. Feel free to make another one. I've recycled that format every 45 days for over a year now lulz.

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dj rolo

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posted Tuesday, August 29, 2017 6:33:55 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for dj rolo
that looks like one of the most boring concerts ever

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tippi dink

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posted Tuesday, August 29, 2017 6:38:45 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tippi dink
yeah i figured but i didn't know it would be deleted lol, there was stuff in there i wanted to refer to later on, like all those interviews that were posted. oh well.

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Clockworx (Admin)

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posted Tuesday, August 29, 2017 6:40:29 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Clockworx
It didn't get deleted...

http://forums.undergroundhiphop.com/readpost.asp?Forum=Common&WhichPage=1&QuestionID=2914010&SearchYear=2017

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tippi dink

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posted Tuesday, August 29, 2017 6:44:11 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tippi dink
what the fuck lol, when it hits the limit does it just disappear from the thread list? i looked for it on every page and couldn't find it. weird.

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Clockworx (Admin)

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posted Tuesday, August 29, 2017 9:38:10 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Clockworx
^Yea it's mad weird. I had to go forum search my threads created to find it.

One episode away from finishing The Defenders. It's pretty good so far. Curious as to where they go with the finale. Up to this point tho, im fucking with it more than Iron Fist. If they're going to introduce all the side characters, which they obviously did, then there should've been more episodes. That's the one forced thing so far is jamming all of them into episodes with little content.

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Mental Patient UGHH Artist

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posted Wednesday, August 30, 2017 12:31:41 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Mental Patient
Clock - wait, posts can't be bumped up past creation date?

That's pretty smart if so

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Phatbeets

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posted Wednesday, August 30, 2017 1:04:21 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Phatbeets
lol at ollie

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SC1989

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posted Wednesday, August 30, 2017 1:07:33 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for SC1989
. Just hip hop in it's purest form...
Are you on fucking smack.
80% of em fans are closed minded cunts who have no idea about Hip Hop but scream he godddd no em there be no Hip hop we all be bumping funk or disco still.
When Em makes an album with Large Pro V Don Pete Rock Damu yeah that be Hip Hop but right now he makes pop music for little white burb bitchs

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dj rolo

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posted Wednesday, August 30, 2017 1:10:11 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for dj rolo
cosign SC1989^

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Porkelin

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posted Wednesday, August 30, 2017 1:18:31 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Porkelin
You just realized? Eminem's whole gimmick was to be a douche.

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dj rolo

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posted Wednesday, August 30, 2017 1:21:51 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for dj rolo
be careful..we are all gonna be labeled "judgemental" and "haters" who don't like Eminem

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SC1989

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posted Wednesday, August 30, 2017 2:18:20 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for SC1989
^^
Good.Am 27 so guess what I grew up with and bumped Daily and Yes I know the words for Role Model still.
Most these new Em fans were spunk cells when i was fucking with Em daily and my mother tried to confiscate the Slim Shady LP and MM LP Fuck Em and his groupies.
Oh Yeah Rap God is a pile shit I rather play a Nelly album than that shit.

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Clockworx (Admin)

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posted Wednesday, August 30, 2017 9:55:19 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Clockworx
Hate on Em all you want, which most on this forum do, but he's the epitome of hip hop. Never had shit handed to him growing up, started in the battle scene/underground, got a lucky break with Dre and turned himself into the most successfully wrapper of all time. Oh and the dude is one of, if not the greatest lyricist of all time. Bow the fuck down to the GOAT...

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LiquidDo$e

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posted Thursday, August 31, 2017 12:07:16 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for LiquidDo$e
Co-sgn Clock....But I'd also add that he makes shitty albums.

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Lit Jagger

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posted Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:07:11 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Lit Jagger
Lol at him being the goat lyricist when he raps about absolutly nothing and it lacks substance . Compare his lyrics to Lupe, big difference

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Lit Jagger

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posted Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:13:36 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Lit Jagger

Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac
The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

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I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
MC's get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to,
Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've
Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
You're like normal, fuck being normal
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad
Singin' to a man while they played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to,
Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh!
School flunkie, pill junky
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake it for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?

Title_24



Yeah, whoooo,
What up chitown? Nyc? Philly, Atlanta, Virginia,
They said it was coming back around man,
Back to the lyrics man.
Back to people like me.

[Verse 1]
It's mean, so just
Now let me put the streets down like steam rollers
With the cats that push 40 ounces through the hood
Like king cobra, see me sling soda
Cause the extra foam in the split is mix
(It's really 36)
Used to buy toasters and clips
You can tighten your circle or boa constrict
While you was lightin' your purple I was over the scripts
See, I couldn't walk the walk
Couldn't really talk the talk
Had to get my talk to properly explain my walk
Cause this lack in talk had my walk lookin' off
Now I'm over the limp
Watch how they mugs drop when they see my verbals able
(that's the usual)
When I was po' I was low,
Now me and my chops cop purple label
It's Ralph Lauren on the rap noreat?
n*ggas brown-nose, they are like alf to him
Runners and interscopers not as styled as him
Please don't interscope
It's gonna be a whole lotta IV-ing and respiratin'
If I lean out this window with Irene
n*ggas as tall as Yao Ming
Will LUP emperor?
It's the foundation, I-beams and the antennas
It's so serious every time I write my John Hancock
Like, you could damn near see Detroit (I see you)
n*ggas is scared of heights (see you)
This is saran wrap and aluminum foil
Some potpourri a little machine oil
I stack my paper and throw off my six?
This is top flo', better look out below
Pennys from heaven is the same as a semi from the sect
And I reign supreme
Turn your umbrellas upside down
Did you even catch the change in theme?
(this is gangsta)
Lupe to the F to the I to the A to the S to the C to the O
From the west side of the C to the H to the I CA to the G to the O
(this is gangsta, man)
This is gangsta, man

[Verse 2]
And them n*ggas ain't watch
Known from him regime, gangsta lean
Hats on tilt like his sneakers ain't drop out the vending machine
You gotta put more money in
And I shake n*ggas up everytime I drop a bar
It's horse in the Porsche, bricks in the box
Like more money them every time I cop a car
You see I'm a roller, right?
So it might be a rover, right?
But every time I drop a 'r' get off the streets
It's over, aight?
Better being ahead like overnight
Like rollers, right, she the chauffeur, right?
So I keep her sober
She don't get FedEx like overnight
I am dole the might
All that gas can't help, but sold the mic
So just call on somethin'
Drop a 's' pick up a 'o', you know, put it all on one
Then brace yourself like overbite
For that quiet n*gga that relocated down south
Comin' back to floss, n*gga get your molars right
Fix your grill
No plaque but a whole lotta cheese
This the drill, Mr. Chill gave me the green light
Like yo the knife
So Ima force my will like the force I will
Of course you will
Take my time but wait behind only pertains to that Porsche grill
It's snakes in the hood, gotta watch for that cobra bite
Let me see, there's snakes in the hood
A bird, a horse behind the grill
Some gator on the seat and a fox behind the wheel
No it's not Noah's ark (ark), It's just a flower's start
This is Lupe to the F to the I to the A to the S to the C to the O
From the West side of the C to the H to the I CA to the G to the O

[Verse 3]
For achiever, my procedures proceed at all cost
With no breather
I'm all walk, rain, snow, a fever
I'm all coughs, coming after your teacher
I'm on the ball like FIFA, Feva, Lupe, Diche,
Long live the leaders
I remember I ain't have sneakers, it was welfare
Comin' up for air like whales there
Fila's, but now I'm well here
I'm Shamu with twelve pair
And n*ggas wanna take me back to zero like tear, fair
Well, my scale's clear
Your 'see' world is Braille here
I'm Bumpy Johnson, I stick to the streets
Keep my dawgs out in front of me
See what I'm sayin'? and I push keys wonderfully

Lupe_2_0

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SC1989

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posted Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:13:50 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for SC1989
^^
Holy shit for once I agree with you

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Seme__one

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posted Thursday, August 31, 2017 7:15:40 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Seme__one
fuck reading essays itt Zit Fagger goin' hard with the cut n' paste

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dj rolo

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posted Thursday, August 31, 2017 7:53:05 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for dj rolo
dude doesn't even exist to me...never ever bought any of his albums, and think he's corny af. def without question not a GOAT anything, but you've been repeatedly told that so y'all believe it


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Clockworx (Admin)

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posted Thursday, August 31, 2017 8:22:45 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Clockworx
MMLP > Dark Side of The Moon and it's not even close.

Yo Observe awfully convenient to pick a verse where Em is just showcasing his lyrical ability. And of course you choose one of Lupes better verses to showcase your agrument. Yea there was no bias shown there at all...

Fuck outta here...

Now bow the fuck down son...

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Kool G Rap giving praise to the GOAT...



And more...







But yea it's just us cacs that sweat him some_text

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dj rolo

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posted Thursday, August 31, 2017 8:38:55 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for dj rolo
^keyword "sweat", them dudes ain't tryna blackball themselves in the industry, they know the type of machine behind Eminem, and the also smell dollar signs...and another key word is "pandering"

...and a lot of other respectable emcee's don't want to seem like haters so they just go along with it too.

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Lit Jagger

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posted Thursday, August 31, 2017 12:59:53 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Lit Jagger
Lol Kool G rap. He was never popping like that until white nerds started talking about multi syllable rhyming. He's one of those rapoers they claim to be GOAT later on his life

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Clockworx (Admin)

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posted Thursday, August 31, 2017 4:14:16 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Clockworx
Lol Kool G rap. He was never popping like that until white nerds started talking about multi syllable rhyming. He's one of those rapoers they claim to be GOAT later on his life

^When you've been pwned and just pull some generic troll response out of your lubed up ass to see if it'll stick.

Yo Observe whats your rebuttle to this video bruh?

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