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I'm Going To Cheat On My Wife Tonight
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Arthur Mitchell

Total Posts: 19
Member Since: 2010
Location: Miami
posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:09:39 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Arthur Mitchell
I've been with her for 21 years. We got married when I was 26. She was 22 at the time. I met her at church. I haven't cheated on her once. I love her. But lately she has been too controlling. Do this. Do That. Buy toilet paper. And she's obsessed with me. Not giving me any room to breath. I met this 41 year old spanish girl last week. She's a coworker at my company. Her name is Rosa. I'm going out with her for dinner. I'm going to pick her up at her apartment at 8. I'm going to take her to Joe's Stone Crab. My favorite place to relax and eat. We've been flirting all week at work. I'm tired of my wife. She forces me to say I love her. It's getting old. This is the first time I'm going to cheat on my wife. If I like this Rosa girl better; if she gives me a good time tonight I will divorce my wife just like that. Our daughter is in college and already moved out. She has alienated me from her life. I don't know what I did wrong. Kids these days and their MTV.

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-Rolls Da 6-

Total Posts: 832
Member Since: 2009
Location: -Where i Stand-
posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:20:42 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for -Rolls Da 6-
Do this. Do That. Buy toilet paper. LOLOLOL,

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dick_wolf 

Total Posts: 19788
Member Since: 2009
Location: I honestly hope you stop doing cocaine and drinking wine.
posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:21:47 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for dick_wolf 
Good idea Art.

Try and finger her on the first date.

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Danny Tartarballz

Total Posts: 778
Member Since: 2009
Location: FAQS? I thought it said FAGS
posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 6:49:32 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Danny Tartarballz
lol at the John Lithgow pic

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$$$$ LyriKaL $KiLLz $$$$

Total Posts: 2093
Member Since: 2008
Location: ???????????????
posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:31:28 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for $$$$ LyriKaL $KiLLz $$$$
Arthur Mitchell,

Ya wife'z gonnah smell ya dick while u sleepin....

then she'z probaly gonnah know.......

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evan_walder

Total Posts: 4662
Member Since: 2009
Location: hemisphere was the first big rap word i ever used. back 01'
posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:34:12 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for evan_walder   Click Here to Email evan_walder
take it from l$

hes smelt alot of dick in his lifetime

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$$$$ LyriKaL $KiLLz $$$$

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posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:46:35 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for $$$$ LyriKaL $KiLLz $$$$
actually a old timer told me bought that...

how ya girl or wife might be smellin ya Dick at Night while u sleepin teh see if u been cheatin....

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blockburnah2g1

Total Posts: 1942
Member Since: 2002
posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 8:52:04 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for blockburnah2g1   Click Here to Email blockburnah2g1
Man don't cheat on your wife dude... Ok, go out on the date but don't fuck the chick. She could have a fucking STD, times have changed in the 21 years you've been married. Sounds like your wife just wants attention, and your daughter is just listening to her friends too fucking much. This Rosa chick could be BAD news dude, especially if she knows you're married. Don't trust that bitch. And don't tell her your business.

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truebOuta

Total Posts: 13446
Member Since: 2008
Location: I would probably rather be a homo thug than a 120 lb nerdy little anime queer
posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 8:56:40 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for truebOuta
i guess dozer only killed one of his personalities last night..

Kyle ButlerArthur Mitchell types exactly like our good friend and pimp Kyle Butler

jfc

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fokused

Total Posts: 21892
Member Since: 2003
Location: "I don't grab my ass and squeeze it I clench my buttcheeks so I cum quicker sometimes." billy ray
posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 8:58:42 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for fokused
this site is going to turn into heaven for ty shoes.

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dick_wolf

Total Posts: 19788
Member Since: 2009
Location: I honestly hope you stop doing cocaine and drinking wine.
posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:20:56 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for dick_wolf
Hey Arthur, eatin ain't cheatin

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brisc0

Total Posts: 10226
Member Since: 2005
Location: ...Throwz an apple at Clarkk...
posted Saturday, January 16, 2010 10:13:46 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for brisc0   Click Here to Email brisc0
aha!

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DJ JAWNDIS

Total Posts: 1929
Member Since: 2008
Location: to ask questions and discuss topics that are not necessarily hip hop related.
posted Saturday, January 16, 2010 11:47:54 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for DJ JAWNDIS
your gonna cheat on your wife with a latin chick? oh boy, be prepared.

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Barry Wong

Total Posts: 13975
Member Since: 2009
Location: Fuck that pussy Barry Wong // he probably sits by his computer wearing a thong
posted Saturday, January 16, 2010 9:52:10 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Barry Wong
Hey Red Rayn how's your sis?

Gud I hope

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