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lee iacoka

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:38:20 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for lee iacoka
hi H.E.R.,
i dont think we've ever officially met on the internet.

my name is red and i am what you call a "hlb."

normally i dont take an interest in the females of ughh because they are typically at leat two out of three of the following: fat/gross/mentally ill.

the reason i'm writing is because of the picture of you which interested me and now i will attempt to get to know you in a personal and mental way.

let me tell you a bit about myself. i am 30, boyishly good looking, intelligent, charming when i have to be and i have a well paying job. i like to drink bourbon every night and on the weekends drink alone, take xanax, eat chicken wings and onion rings until i self induce vomiting into my toilet. then have a few more drinks and maybe a few starbursts or skittles.

i'm about 10 lbs overweight yet in clothes i appear to be fit and trim. beneath the clothes i have some unpleasant stubborn belly fat and love handles but nothing unusual for a man of my age and stature. also i am somewhat short at the height of 5'8" and my penis is approximately 5-6"s long when erect. its girth is medium. i have had sex with approximately 25 women in my life, 20 of which would be considered attractive by normal societal stndards. i enjoy giving and receiving oral sex and consider myself at least slightly above average at sexual intercourse. i am a caring lover. i should also mention i like to lick butth0les and if drunk may actually lick INSIDE a butth0le. dont ask me why but it gets me hard so just sit back, relax and enjoy it.

and finally i will get to the point of this post. i would like to have sexual intercourse with you sometime within the next year.

you are obviously intrigued by this direct and frank post post and all our contact outside of this post should be taken outside of the confines of ughh.

email me at doggball at hotmail.com to begin our relationship irl.

thanks,
red

PS
if you have AIDS please disregard this post.

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ace freely (Admin)

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:43:48 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for ace freely
Lol gp

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lee iacoka

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:45:33 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for lee iacoka
rip chilk

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ace freely (Admin)

Total Posts: 14540
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Location: Buuno town resident fights kitty cat, dies
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:51:42 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for ace freely
n*gga taught us all to board and board with a purpose

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a caring girl

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Location: What made you quit soccer? Did you also think its for homosexual
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:54:39 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for a caring girl
doggball

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lee iacoka

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:05:09 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for lee iacoka
pony, apparently H.E.R. lives in VA too and i am gonna try to fuck her

anywho its pretty cold out here in the NE what are doing today after you JO in BK?

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a caring girl

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:22:05 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for a caring girl
doggball at hotmail.com

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dick_wolf

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Location: I honestly hope you stop doing cocaine and drinking wine.
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:21:35 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for dick_wolf
I remember this.


Is there actually a picture of HER tho?

If so will u post?

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lee iacoka

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:30:20 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for lee iacoka

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evan_walder

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:57:16 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for evan_walder   Click Here to Email evan_walder
lol gp

RIP chilk

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truebOuta

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Location: I would probably rather be a homo thug than a 120 lb nerdy little anime queer
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:23:45 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for truebOuta
gp gp

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dick_wolf

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:29:17 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for dick_wolf
So that her?

(c)her?

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Chia Pet Kabuki Theater (Admin)

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Location: the important part is that you suck chris bosh's dick while wearing a raptor costume
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:39:32 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Chia Pet Kabuki Theater
poast your butth0al, H.E.R.
only way to prove you're not a gimmick

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Kool Kenneth

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:42:00 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Kool Kenneth

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6 9 15 14 9 3

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 2:58:18 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 6 9 15 14 9 3   Click Here to Email 6 9 15 14 9 3
lol
rip

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uh huh

Total Posts: 5742
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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 5:44:04 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for uh huh
mlb*
5'6" (maybe)*
4-5 *

good luk

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el jefe

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 6:44:04 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for el jefe
Lazy whore needs to iron her shirt. Wrinkly shirt equates to wrinkly pussy

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H.E.R.

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 8:03:55 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for H.E.R.
If I wasn't already involved...hhmm who could refuse such an offer. Besides I prefer the dick over the tongue.Also I'm 5'10-would you get the short man complex with me? Anyways why would a hlb such as yourself wanna mess around with an llb like me?

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KeDub

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Location: *en tu cara*
posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:21:34 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for KeDub
*h.e.r. if you prefer dick over tongue then red is DEFINITELY not your boy, his dick is probably smaller then his tongue and in ughhville he probably makes dozer's p33n seem like he's hung like a horse, js...*

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KeDub

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:23:50 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for KeDub
*ps:: he ran around his room on cam via tinychat, a few of us witnessed this horrific sight...*

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a caring girl

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posted Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:58:19 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for a caring girl
red got a small dick y'all

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ace freely (Admin)

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posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 10:59:25 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for ace freely
Holy Jesus Christ my good friend Red Skeleton is being put on blast itt

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goddamn broham

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Location: So, my darling, creating music and lyrics are in your very marrow!
posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 12:10:14 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for goddamn broham
Red is the Bai Ling of ughh.

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H.E.R.

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posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 1:14:26 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for H.E.R.
Def. got pussy Wonk-do you?
Hey Red why the nickname-you're not an ugly ginger?

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a caring girl

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Location: What made you quit soccer? Did you also think its for homosexual
posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 2:25:27 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for a caring girl
post pics of you and your bf so ughh can judge your relationship

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josh_rebel

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Location: He wants to take the bar one day but he's too busy counting them
posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 5:34:00 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for josh_rebel
damn red damn

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tehGR8OPPression

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posted Sunday, March 11, 2012 5:41:50 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tehGR8OPPression
damm yo

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8 2 8

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posted Monday, March 12, 2012 12:41:48 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 8 2 8   Click Here to Email 8 2 8

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goddamn broham

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posted Monday, March 12, 2012 12:46:18 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for goddamn broham
lugy you love you sum YouTube huh?

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8 2 8

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posted Monday, March 12, 2012 12:48:06 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 8 2 8   Click Here to Email 8 2 8
i dont know what to say cuz i dont know who u are

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goddamn broham

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Location: So, my darling, creating music and lyrics are in your very marrow!
posted Monday, March 12, 2012 12:58:45 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for goddamn broham
Don't worry about that just continue posting hundreds of non sequitur YouTubes tia.

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8 2 8

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posted Monday, March 12, 2012 12:59:43 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 8 2 8   Click Here to Email 8 2 8
tia

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goddamn broham

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posted Monday, March 12, 2012 1:02:53 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for goddamn broham
I wonder what will happen if I don't let you get the last word in?

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