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Maffmatics (Admin)

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 5:27:25 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Maffmatics   Click Here to Email Maffmatics
Same shop, different dude. So dude does my hair just the way I like it but I have a problem with him. He literally beats the shit out my head. He smashes the clippers into my head and stabs my scalp every single time he combs. He does the same shit when he trims my eyebrows. He also sets fire to a cotton ball on a stick and slaps my earlobes with it pretty hard. Without any warning this fucking guy will blast me straight in the eyes with the hairdryer too.
I suffer to look good irl.

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two nice

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 5:31:00 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for two nice   Click Here to Email two nice
Don't let him fade u

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NoHeadlights

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 7:02:21 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
Lol Quinn srsly

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8 diagrams

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 7:04:12 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 8 diagrams
I stopped going to white barbers when i was 10. They cant cut hair

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DJ Smegma

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 7:11:47 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for DJ Smegma   Click Here to Email DJ Smegma
karen, arent you tired of shit posting all the fucking time? you're so fucking boring.

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NoHeadlights

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 7:26:22 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
Lol

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eighty five

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 7:35:01 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for eighty five
cosign observe

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amun1ra1ptah

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 7:36:57 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for amun1ra1ptah

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bombfire

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 8:54:14 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for bombfire
cs observe and 85

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NoHeadlights

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 9:49:49 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
Cs Pete ness, 85 and observe

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CAChri$t(IE)

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 10:05:21 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for CAChri$t(IE)
nobody goes to white barbers. they can't cut hair for shit.

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SeanDiRocco

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posted Thursday, May 18, 2017 11:36:53 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for SeanDiRocco
Turkish?

Lol karim why would you go to a white barber in the first place?

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gay zee blows

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 12:36:28 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for gay zee blows
fuck going to some barber shop with those lice infected moose razor bump herpes infected clippers. especially ngr barber shops oops I mean knee-grow barber shops.

and dont get me going on that nasty ass talc powder..mfer dont ever throw that bullshit on me.

learn how to cut your own hair

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Maffmatics (Admin)

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 3:12:48 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Maffmatics   Click Here to Email Maffmatics
Karim you look like you wear a clown wig breh. Also didn't you once poast a pic of your hair and I pointed out they had shaved part of your hairline on your forehead?
It's as if you go to the cheapest shit holes for things like haircuts and tattoos.

Yeah Sean, Turkish barber. The ear burning is a giveaway.

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recumbent_god

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 7:51:30 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for recumbent_god
Can karim #Black and Latin barbers

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free picture upload

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recumbent_god

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 8:08:52 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for recumbent_god
Cs*

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Phatbeets

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 2:37:04 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Phatbeets
lol at "learn how to cut your own hair"

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gay zee blows

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 2:46:18 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for gay zee blows
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who cutz ur fucked up wig dickhead?

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Phatbeets

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 3:16:22 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Phatbeets
why dont you post your stupid mug itt?
Perfect occasion to finally show to the board how your fgtface is shaped

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wicked 22.2

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 4:55:51 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for wicked 22.2   Click Here to Email wicked 22.2
learn to cut your own hair lol best quote of 2017 so far

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tairy greene

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 5:49:38 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tairy greene
hey bros i just started going to the barber like a man in the last year

usually id just make my girl shave my head while i complained and annoyed her and look like an escaped mental patient until it grew out a lil

then it'd look good until winter and id let it grow long all winter and look like a homeless man until spring when id shave it all off again. being a blue collar scumbag made this perfectly acceptable but now i kinda have to look at least a lil bit sane cause I've moved up the ladder a bit

so i go to a barber in town. only been a few times and i don't know what to ask for. i just let em sculpt what they as professionals think looks good on me

the first few were done by this hipstery lookin ass moshe kasher lookin fgt and it always came out awesome

the last one was literally a dude wearing a hat which is probably a bad sign but i didn't wanna wait around for the other guy. it came out fine i guess but i wish i knew exactly what to ask for

anyway thats my long boring story about my new approach to grooming. cheers mate

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Ram Davagina

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 5:51:01 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Ram Davagina
Longest humblebrag oat

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tairy greene

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 6:02:49 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tairy greene
oh wait don't get the wrong idea

instead of bein the lowly shitheel worker I'm just paid more to be the guy in charge of lowly shitheels. i kinda hate it

fuck man that wasn't what i was goin for. we just talmbout hair i thought

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Ram Davagina

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 6:07:57 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Ram Davagina
Me think thou doth protest too much

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Maffmatics (Admin)

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 6:27:46 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Maffmatics   Click Here to Email Maffmatics
I just ask for a trim which in barber language just means fix my shit

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8 diagrams

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 7:03:59 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 8 diagrams
I go to the barbers 4x a month

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NoHeadlights

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 7:13:47 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for NoHeadlights
Lol at 4x a month

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8 diagrams

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 7:17:30 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for 8 diagrams
Yeah its called getting your haircut 2x a month and getting a line up 4x a month..you can tell youre not black

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rymebangin

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 8:21:34 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for rymebangin
I luv me a female barber.

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tairy greene

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posted Friday, May 19, 2017 9:04:07 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for tairy greene
lol jsn n maff yup that's about right bolth a you

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SeanDiRocco

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posted Saturday, May 20, 2017 7:07:02 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for SeanDiRocco
I go every 10 days.
Occasionally I'll hit the arabs/turks for a neck shave.

I was a barber throughout Uni. Loved it man. The guy I worked with is now the ambassador for oster clippers.

Ive got the andis T outliner but because of our plug voltage they're bever working at the full capacity over here which is gay af.

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