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Dem Thai Buois Are Calling Me “fallang Tony Jaa”
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Phatbeets

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posted Wednesday, October 31, 2018 7:29:03 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Phatbeets
Both events took place during my last visit in Apr/Mai this year

First there is a mafia affiliated bum I know since >12 years. We know each other, I hate him and he hates me. This piece of shit tried to hit my wife a very long time ago while I wasn’t there, but thanks Buddha she could escape. Anyway I hang out with my Thai frangs who have a small travel agency office on a famous street but they are real pussys and he comes 3x a night scrounging for whiskey and cigarettes. From the first moment I ask them why do you let them this fuckface cum here? They say cause this piece of shit is the worthless mafia brother of a real chief balbla. One night I hang out there. Hide the bottle and cigarettes and poor out his shit glass because they still serve him. He realizes that and gets mad. Need to mention he is a bum with 2 dogs following him any time and you don’t want to be bitten by those ever. One is an ugly white bastard and the other one a pit bull. So he tries to punch me but fails and I drag him into this glass travel agency office and knock him of there. The dogs start going cray until my frang throw some snack on the street and I escape. Next day I see the black eyed bum and he has absolutely no clue what happened the night before. Noice.

Other event on another day on the same platform. We watch the Champions league football final Liverpool:Real Madrid and with the time delay we start drinking whiskey at around 6 pm local time till 5 am when the game is finished. People come and go but at some point its getting thigh because of all the peeps swinging by. So I move my chair and bam I fall, seated from ~1.5 m high, take the table and the lowered flowers with me but instinctively I make a backward roll and get up without a single scratch. Could do that because I learned how to fall from my successful but long agone Judo career. They all come at me and call me Jaa Phanom = Tony Jaa lol .


Just two stories from SEA, I have dozens of those under my belt, cause over there my days are a bit more unpredictable than the shit I experience day by day here even though in not looking for that much action in the land of smiles.


Anyway share your recent Rambo stories..

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Litney spears

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posted Wednesday, October 31, 2018 8:47:36 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Litney spears
Cool story bro

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Gozer the Traveler

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posted Wednesday, October 31, 2018 8:56:07 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Gozer the Traveler
congrats on knocking out a bum, fatbeietz

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Phatbeets

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posted Wednesday, October 31, 2018 9:12:11 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Phatbeets
Other anecdote from my last trip

I’m the first night a night on a new spot. Wife is in her province an enjoys. I hang out all night with with 50/60 yo brits, American Aussies and they have fabulous irl stories. (Really, at my age and blabla its much more valuable meeting this kind of guys than hipsters and millennials and I have made a couple of incredible irl meetings with some original hippies & artists which I will never forget) Anyway 3am I need to get back to my beach bungalow somewhere and I’m hammered and take the wrong turn on the road. Soon enough, I realize that but Im waiting for a perpendicular street to get me back to the some circular road.. but it doesn’t happen and I continue driving like an idiot. Suddenly I have a gang of 6 loose dogs going at me. Not like they gonna play / check you out but really like they want to bite you. I escape and drive further. 1 km further exactly the same scenario. Luckily I’m on a good Honda scooter and have enough drive. Keep driving along the beach and shit the fucking road ends here, nothing but sand. Have to drive back. Nightmare, the same rabies infected shit heads just waiting for me and charging me again. After escaping that I don’t wont to get back to the original dog mafia and somehow manage to get back to the main road by cutting through some residential blocks. Was super lucky that evening but it was psycho.

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Phatbeets

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posted Wednesday, October 31, 2018 9:50:25 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Phatbeets

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the alien9

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posted Thursday, November 01, 2018 12:16:00 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for the alien9   Click Here to Email the alien9
These are some amazing stories, but why did you think Chauncey's sweater was a sweatshirt?

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Phatbeets

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posted Thursday, November 01, 2018 6:04:51 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Phatbeets
Please make another post about how you won UGHH Ffb and how you was the first to post about 9/11. tia

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WONKkk

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posted Thursday, November 01, 2018 6:16:10 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for WONKkk
I had a draem that i was in NYC with my ex-rymebangin partner and friend since kindergarten. He was driving and i was sitting pistol in the backseat behind sg. It was foggy and smokey with dust & ashez all over the area whare you couldnt see shyt. But it was deserted with no aka 0 Newyorkerz in site. I woke up, turned on da news aka #ABC7 & thur it was. Twintowers go down in suspicious falling behavior. Plus, lets not 4get about da pentagon and plane that crashd in Pennsylvania(#GOSTEELER$) dat was originally headed for da whitehouse. Thar will be another attack on 9/11/21, mark my word aka calender. #ONON #ISIS work together

Ps..WONK WAR$ is winning the forever alltime battle of freedom. #AMERICAvsAMERIKKKA

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evan walder

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posted Thursday, November 01, 2018 9:23:55 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for evan walder
^ this rock smoker really just make 9-11 all about himself ?

too bad attn: whoring doesnt pay, you'd be making lebron money

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phatbeets

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posted Thursday, November 01, 2018 11:34:12 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for phatbeets
Another dog story:

I’m on a beautiful island in Cambodia and stay 11 nights at the same place. During that time I meet 3 cambos who replenish every store, restaurant etc of the beatch with blocks of ice that they get from the main land, a back-breaking job.
I also meet around 20 Thais on a working visa working on a big resort construction project. I often hangout at their place when they are done with work. They have a nice house on stilts. One day I bring the 3 Cambodians with me and as soon as we get there, the resident dog goes berserk and Thais need to hold him otherwise he would jump on 1 specific Cambo. The Thais are laughing at the Cambo and he gtfo.
After they explain me that the dude did eat some dog meat (4 months ago as I later find out) and the resident dog felt threatened. Apparently every dog can smell that and some dog don’t give a fuck but this one really cared 😁;

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Leo Duh

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posted Thursday, November 01, 2018 5:41:46 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Leo Duh
so ur wife is bored with you, you pick on drunk bums and start fights with wild dogs

u sound like a man that duterte needs to eliminate

u wanksta

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phatbeets

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posted Thursday, November 01, 2018 5:46:42 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for phatbeets
duterte can suck a dick

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wigga prerequisite

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posted Friday, November 02, 2018 5:36:44 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for wigga prerequisite

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The Alien9

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posted Sunday, November 04, 2018 12:46:09 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for The Alien9   Click Here to Email The Alien9
lol at anyone calling this faggot Tony Jaa, gtfo

post more cool stories bro

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Phatbeets

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posted Monday, November 05, 2018 2:28:32 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Phatbeets
The other I day was talking with the ugliest and porkiest bitch of whole Texas and as you know that really means someting.
She told me, 35 years ago when she was a crack hoe, she got gangbanged by 9 small aliens simultaneously but luckily she had an abortion.
I was like, hmm that’s interesting bro, tell me more.

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