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I Will Never Turn My Back On Mayonnaise
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GRMPA

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posted Sunday, March 31, 2019 11:25:29 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for GRMPA   Click Here to Email GRMPA
IDGAF Mayo is delicious. You NEED mayo for a sandwich, it protects your bread from breaking up. this is basic sandwich science. well, you can use mustard, bbq, etc. I guess doesn't have to be mayo but god damn mayo is delicious. Mustard is a must as well. Any kind, all mustards are great <3. Butter is good on a sandwich too.

<3 Condiments

I do not fuck w Ketchup though, unless it's mixed w/mayo and mustard for fries sauce. Well also Ketchup on a burger is delicious but again gotta have mustard and mayo too. If its just a regular run of the mill cheeseburger at the park then just ketchup will do and it will be amazing frl. and pickles don't get me started on pickles. <3 pickles. hate sweet pickles though, they are an abomination.

In other news I am quitting pizza and beer

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Retired Monkey (Admin)

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posted Monday, April 01, 2019 2:32:58 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Retired Monkey   Click Here to Email Retired Monkey
Word. Some places put way too much of it on their shit though. That shit is gross.

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GRMPA

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posted Monday, April 01, 2019 4:24:17 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for GRMPA   Click Here to Email GRMPA
Ya thatís pretty gross like when it gets all dried up and yellow globs is gross too yuck

Mayo way better than butter for grilled cheese too bc it spreads on real nice and easy. Canít taste a difference as far as I can tell, and I have a very discerning palate lmao.

Thing abt mustard is itís amazing but I probably get it on my clothes 50% of the time I use it. Chances increase if Iím out in any capacity, but way more at a sporting event.

Never gna give it up though

Man I know this place is a ghost town, but I am dreading the moment that bimbap mike comes in here and tears me down so smugly and for no reason.

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bimp

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posted Monday, April 01, 2019 5:40:31 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for bimp
I ate french fries with mayonnaise the other day for the first time.

I liked it. I'm old.

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GRMPA

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posted Monday, April 01, 2019 9:41:43 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for GRMPA   Click Here to Email GRMPA
Mayo and fries is good af.

Next April fools I wanna do the prank where you fill an old mayo jar w vanilla pudding and start eating it out the jar like nbd.

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bimp

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posted Tuesday, April 02, 2019 3:39:07 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for bimp
It was good mayonnaise. Growing up mayo disgusted me. I'm sold on good "chips" with mayo.

I'm also sold on malt vinegar on fish and chips.

I basically didn't like malt vinegar. It had no cooking application to me. But it's a great condiment. It's basically beer, as much as red wine vinegar is wine. I have a new appreciation for malt vinegar and mayonnaise.

Good post

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GRMPA

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posted Tuesday, April 02, 2019 11:58:21 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for GRMPA   Click Here to Email GRMPA
malt vinegar on fish and chips is a must. One thing I am very careful about is not just adding the vinegar all at once to all the fish bc then it gets soggy. I just keep the bottle right next to me and apply as needed. This is making me very hungry.

I always get cod w fish and chips as is customary, but the other day at the fish and chips restaurant they had a special on catfish and wifey got catfish and I got cod. The catfish was on par with if not better than the cod. and it was cheaper.

Also those curried chicken pies at the fish and chips spot

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wigga prerequisite

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posted Tuesday, April 02, 2019 3:56:05 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for wigga prerequisite
gmo?

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muggsy baylock

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posted Tuesday, April 02, 2019 3:57:59 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for muggsy baylock
y

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wigga prerequisite

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posted Wednesday, April 03, 2019 2:44:52 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for wigga prerequisite
^^^ dope song, one of my favs from ed o

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GRMPA

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posted Wednesday, April 03, 2019 6:43:26 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for GRMPA   Click Here to Email GRMPA
great song. basically the mayo of songs, absolutely delicious and no gmos.

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Groucho Marxist

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posted Monday, April 08, 2019 6:12:26 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Groucho Marxist
I just pictured you bathing in mayo.

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Groucho Marxist

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posted Monday, April 08, 2019 6:12:50 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Groucho Marxist
and got hard

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two nice

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posted Monday, April 08, 2019 6:39:24 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for two nice   Click Here to Email two nice
groucho marx thats minimum, and feminine like sandals

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