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Suburban Dad Rap Coming Soon
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MPC boy

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posted Sunday, December 09, 2018 5:35:14 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for MPC boy
The Lawnmower Man

I'm self-propelled, so fuck you snow blowers,
And them people from before givin' me cold shoulders,
Stayed wishin' for my drop down, Devin's at his top now,
Heart of an Ox now, your turn to get chopped hound,
...but you'll prolly just box the clown,
Pop your collar bound out for the hottest sound,
I'm the oddest bastard, fertilizing the dirt,
And providing the earth with an honest classic,
Navigating thru this sod mapped a few evil turns,
To surpass the crab grass I infect you mealworms,
...Its a cinch to eliminate u chinch bugs
Mulch up the rest to avoid gettin' pinched love,
...If this drought comes, you gettin' burnt up,
So I've perfected those ballpark checkerboard cuts,
In the garage with the stone set to sharpen my blades,
Body parts and rotting hearts mixin' with the yard waste...

It's the lawn mower maaaaan
It's the lawn mower maaaaan
It's the lawn mower maaaaan

Watch me chop em up while i chop chop it up witcha


I'm rippin chunks out your frame like an aerated turf
Now them weed n feed fumes got your brain feelin worse
Never bite my technique it might damage your boots
I keep it deep under the ground like these dandelion roots

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Dyme Secta

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posted Sunday, December 09, 2018 8:35:24 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Dyme Secta
Take a seat. Peace in.


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posted Friday, December 14, 2018 3:55:00 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for agent7D6
Run the lawnmower over your bare feet. It's TOTALLY COOL!!!!*!!!!

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