Ipa Dark Horse Squad . .
Steel City Zodi-yak Sippers . .
"Welcome fellow Steel City fans, it is my pleasure to present the team which we have built with blood, sweat and alot of right hooks. We feel very strongly about this team we've assembled, it will hopefully bring the glory back to Pittsburgh.
Presenting our Manager of Public Relations, Tina Turner.."
"These niggas know how to strong arm a bitch if she get out of line, we should have a very organized and clean organization fo-"
"Bitch get off da mic 'fo I lump you wit this guitar.
With me as Discpline Manager, we should have a very focused group of young ladies ready to put their best foot forward in competition."
"And now for our line up.. Leading off for us this year will be the sleeper hit in our eyes, Vanessa Minillo."
"Up second is the former Playboy poser known as Nerferti Shepherd, my personal favorite."
"Batting Third will be the beautiful Charlize Theron."
"Batting clean up for us this year will be none other than, Roseyln Sanchez. She has assured me that her hoe'n is better than her choice of movies to play in."
"That bitch Roseyln can take a punch unlike that pussy ass Tina.. what a whiney skank."
"And now for our veteran player/manager, its my pleasure to present, batting Fifth for the Zodi-yak Sippers, Gina Gershon. Beautifully aged, can take an uppercut and is always down for a lesbian scene, the perfect fit for our veteran spot."
"Thank you for your time, now we will let you go so you cats can play catch up. Good Day."
Dont ever have Dark Horse in ur topic titles ever again