R. I. P. To My Hermit Crab, Dr. Claw ( June 30, 2002 - Sept 11, 2003)
The infamous Dr. Claw passed last night. It comes in threes- John Ritter, Johnny Cash, and Dr. Claw aka James Worthy.
*Pours some 100 Acre Wood juice for his homie.*
Here's a look back at my first moments with the doctor...
I know I know...this is hard.
He left me a note, so I'm guessing he knew this was coming. I won't post it all since there's a lot of personal stuff in there, but he basically said thanks for the memories he's going to carry with him into his next life as a squirrel (YES!!!). He said made an arrangement with God to have the new OutKast album leaked early, to help me cope with all this craziness. I love that fucking crab.
So...I'm gonna head to PetSmart to see if they're selling any flying squirrels. Maybe he's already been reincarnated. I hope so. But will he know my name? Will it be the same? Will you still like apples?
In his will, he left me his shell, a large shell he was going to move into if he grew out of his current one, and a piece of bark he used as a makeshift tree.
R.I.P. Dr. Claw
June 30, 2002 to Sept 11, 2003
*also...one thing i should mention. He made it very clear in that note to NOT give his remains to DJ Jon. I guess Jon was always IM'ing him telling him he was going to make some good "flied lice" (i'm guessing fried rice?) and Dr. Claw was the only thing missing.
hands off fucker.
Well, it looks to be legit, folks. And I thought the lack of a chair was disappointing. At least Claw has a pair of evil, glowing yellow eyes in the game. Should've been on the figure. But to be honest, I had always imagined that Dr. Claw wore a mask that looked like the MAD logo, with the evil cat face. Or some sort of deformed looking, robotically enhanced guy, like Destro, perhaps.
^ this will explain dr. claws face www.poprocksandcoke.com/?x=34
I thought he was gonna be some cool lookin cyborg or somethin...
^i was just gonna say that
Holy shit, since when did they show Dr. Claw's face?!?!?!?!?!?!
R.I.P. Dr. Claw
Hahahahahahahahahaha, what a great way to start the day off, that pic never gets old.
Peace to Dr. Claw, I'ma watch some Control Freak tonight in his memory.