Ok One More
wife: APRIL FOOLS DAY GEORGE, THAT ISNT REALLY APPLE JUICE IN YOUR CUP
husband: hahahaha oh you fucking bitch, you wait till we get inside the house away from these happygolucky picket fenced neighbours
Look...just put down the chair & I promise I'll hook you up with a Faygo.
Male-Do you no that this chick Nat keeps making these god damn caption posts but some for reason this nigga named fizakel always replies to him.
Female-the fuck up keeeeeeeeeed
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
GET IT HONEY? HAHAHAHAHAHA"
MAN: "Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."
bitch: you sleepin on the couch tonight mothafucka
guy: ahahaha, yea right bitch, now make me another drink
guy: come drink out ma cup skank (chuckle)
bitch: "shut the fuck up george, high water-tag name wearin, acrylic bastard, lets go body shots, bitch, i'll fuck a nuggah up..."
har har har
bill: "damnit martha you crack me up"
Marta: "how mydictate?"