JUST SOME REAL LIFE SH*T!!!
i just got in so, while it's still clear in my mind
9 pm last night time to go to the pub
already had a couple in me and some sticky green drugs
just chillin with the boys that i knew from high school
shooting the breeze, scoping women , and playing some pool
saw my boy in the corner getting into a quarrel
smash a kid in the face with a vase that's floral
whole place is chaos, bar fight just like in flicks
not worried on the real, we were like twenty thick
broken bottles on heads, pool sticks to some lips
even scratching and pulling hair by some floozie chicks
ain't nothing knew been through all this shit before
but it's the first time i blacked out and hit the floor
woke up, didn't know what i had in store
3 am at the house of two women that's whores
one named Erica, the other i can't remember
didn't care cause i knew she was the oppisite gender
both were butt naked , nice tits, and slender
i'm in a great situation , 2 easy back benders
i said why'd you take me here, your both so kind
they were like me and my girl havent got fucked in some time
they said wake up, why don't you sniff this line
i was like i'm all set ,but can you roll up this dime
they said ok, but after that prepare
and then erica kissed my belly went in my underwear
how convienient, catching a buff while i puff
took a few pulls off the blunt, and i had enough
next thing you know ,their using my like a slave
spanking me every time i seem to misbehave
it's all good, fucked em both a couple of times
all of this due too a silly scuffle of mine
it was really my friends, look what i got in the end
two fly ass honeys that were easy to bend
moral of the story , always get the back of your crew
cuz loyalty always leads to something that's good for you
lol @ ngrich.
No shit, duke got laid and put a moral to it.
You got skills in storytellin. Keep writin.
Better than Aesop.