Whoops! I turned the channel by accident. What's this guy doing?
You’re in syndication so I’m pullin’ the plug on your re-actions
Rerun your thoughts over and over on what it was that got me Maddened
We don’t Play at these Stations around here
We programmed to tape your sequels and frame you from your debut’s sound of fear
You say your lines with your eyes movin’ across the telestrator
Showin’ less emotion than a hybrid cross of Darth Vader and Terminator
So now you twice as Ill?
Here’s some NICER pills
You couldn’t show intelligent blue print robbin’ the prototypes that Chrysler builds
You’re commercialized, memorized easily
Auctioning lies to sharpen the knife of a tongue not meant for receiving me
Put my adult block on your triple x captions
Polaroid with instant flashin’ for your candid camera clashin’
I’m grippin’ your parallel with my vertical hold
Mute and pause for any parts not worthy of listenin' or lookin’ on
Better yet click it off
Pay-per-view? I’d rather tape the news and watch it all day
Your fights are fixed like you a candidate for Don King
Dive into the cesspool and watch deceptions depth increase
Get your signals mixed in the wrong dish and intercept expensive receipts
You getting’ charged and can’t do nothin’ about it
You catchin’ a loss of reception from the build up of static
Television’s a magnet, for metallic eyes seekin’ an armored prize
To get a chance to push the buttons, what would you do? Pawn your rights?
Udon Constantine Cheek, Jr.
Yeah that's my real name. And... (your point?)
And oh yeah while I've got yall hear, somebody answer a question for me. How come the commercials get all loud when I'm watchin' BET's RapCity the Bassment? But the sound on the show be all low and ish. Hmmmm. I wonder if I'm gonna have to call Tom Joyner tomorrow morning before I got to work. Peace to my T2K Fam and Reciprocal Dialect.
Like Northern Element said I'm feelin phatter than Oprah from these lyrics. Wicked post as usual.
You always come solid & refreshing. You remind me of Gehosifat. Seriously, this was sick. Had some cancerous punchilines here.
About the commercials, I'm drawing a blank (lol). Nah foreal, that's a good question. Maybe, because they're filming it "underground" (basement)! Alright, very bad joke. Hit me up later. See ya slugger.
-=Big Papa Chips=-
Beamed in from the northern tundra of Canada with a special news flash...this piece was phat from start to finish. What will it cost to secure for a tv spot on my network...? (lol) Anyways, nuff jokes. The flow was phat as always. "lyrics so phat that I might gain weight..."
The Northern Element
Nice, Udon...no doubt...I think you already know that I know that you know that you're nice with yours...naw mean...ha...
"...death to the ILLUMINATIon...I keep hope a lie 'cuz it's over for you!"
This is ILL son...
Nice Ass Touch...
I was lovin it...
Remained On Point, No Doubt...
T2K takin ova...
No Doubt son...
This was a nice read...
Word Play wit it was Illin'...
~Second City Sunz~
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ayo, udon. .joint was clever..hahaa...dopeness b..
t2k holdin it down.. on wax or on fiberoptic electronic impulses.... its all dope..
lol...this piece was nice...oh by the way...the commercial get louder because its suppose to be getting your attention...you know...theyre trying to sell you a product..and well, they think if they yell at you then you'll buy it...knowhatimean...anyways...ill post...one cousin
"Pay-per-view? I’d rather tape the news and watch it all day" and of course "Put my adult block on your triple x captions
Polaroid with instant flashin’ for your candid camera clashin’"
I like the way you carried the theme throughout the entire post......very good work sun