The reason he calls himself couch
When I asked her what was wrong she told me that she had this problem with her dirty ass son. She told me she has tried time and time again to tell her son to be a leader and not a follower. As she want on with the story she then stated that he was gay and that he liked it in his ass. She stated " When he was 10 he use to steal porn books and cut the dicks out of then and shove them in his pants (I wonder why?). One day I caught him jacking off to a PEE WEE Herman movie and when i questioned him he then tried to explain to me why choking his chicken was a part of hi hip hop start.
Feeling her pain I decided to go to his house and talk to him for her; only to my surprise we found him listening to common I use to love her playing with himself. Seeing this I body slammed his mother on her back and started fucking her right there on the spot. When Tinkle saw this he then sat on the couch and started shitting on himself. After that both his mother and myself started him shitty couch.
I know this was hard for you to watch, but shitting on yourself and then having the nurses to clown someone is real sad. Tell you what; If you stop eating used condoms I'll start paying attention to the way I spell on this so called hip hop web site. Until then FUCK YOU AND EAT A DICK.
Your just mad because I pulled your hoe card.
Yous' a Ugly mutha fucka'