How to keep warm during the holiday season
I was planning on spending new year's eve with my black sweatshirt.
The new millenium is almost here and I feel that the last night of the 20th century should be meaningful. What would be better than cuddling with my black sweatshirt huddled next to a Y2K-ready fireplace?
I actually do know something that would be better...but she won't even talk to me anymore. She never even got to meet my black sweatshirt. She never saw it in all its glory. Perhaps the black sweatshirt was nothing but a replacement of her...symbolizing how I wore her out. Maybe I lost the black sweatshirt on purpose...manifesting destiny and completing the self-fulfilled prophecy. But I am a Non-Prophet, and I should not be toying with the patterns that I have come to recognize in this matrix.
I make Fait sick with anticipation.
I make Faith skeptical of my existence.
I make black sweatshirts for a living
and in the spirit of Christmas, which is the season of giving...I'll be rapping her presence.
I might make a mating call to the unlisted number that threatens busy signals in its dial tone.
I might find her alone...wearing nothing but my black sweatshirt...left wishing that I could fill both of them in.
I saw more than fireworks...
I wsaw a girl laying dead on the street because she overdosed on heroin in Club Hell. Ha....what a place to die.
Then I got to see the overseers of Providence break up the drunken brawls while poeple inadvertently walked through the steaming piles of horse shit.
RI is no joke.
Tell your kid he shouldn't eat lemons before his picture is taken
hey sage, how did you like attending the RI Flunkie bar brawl the other night at (name withheld) ???????? Hope you were there to see the "fireworks".
And don't bring up that busted kid I showed you photos of either, ya heard me?
Sage - is this special someone named Portman? Natalie Portman? I would get rid of her, go for Stacey Dash!
I have a deformed genitalia
The New Millenium only starts in 2001 .
I thought you'd know that ? Don't believe the hype .
Don't you guys ever fucking sleep? You write posts at 4 in the morining, for cryin' out loud. Shut your eyes!
Girls and sweatshirts are a decent source of warmth during the holidays, SAGE, but if you really wanna stay warm, a much simpler solution is a lil egg nog and WHISKEY. That's right up your alley, isn't it?