Somebody give me some more effective ways to smoke a roach
how can i git the most out of a dime. i got a bong and a pipe. are there any techneques you know of that i can improve the efficiency of it?
bbbionic is brad pitt in fight club isnt he?
4:20 - smoke weed
4:35 - go sled riding
You should get a dugout. Very efficient.
Lithium is ok, zoloft is way better if ya lacin'.
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yeah, puff that shit all alone.
I have only smoked hash using hot knives. I am a firm believer in my trusty glass Ms Chnandler Bong or glass pizipe. But when I head over to my boys its straight joints. And since he has a tendency to have pounds in the closet, and something wrong with his computer for me to fix, I let him roll.
But the best way to make a dime (you can still buy dimebags?) last is to not tell anybody. That way you don't have your low budget friends smokin up your stash.
My $40 worth
You guys need to expand your dope knowledge. The best ways to smoke small amounts of cheeba is by doing blades (AKA hot knives) or by taking tubbies (AKA smoking a gravity bong). I'll have to take you cats to the classroom and school you on these two techniques if you don't already know the deal.
Preparing the weed: For both of these smoking techniques very little pot is needed for each hoot (marijuana "drag" or "inhale"). Unless you are smoking shitty dank, all you need to do is crush up the weed and sqeeze it together to make many small (around a centimeter wide) balls for hot knives. For gravity bong hoots all that is needed is a bowl of weed per hoot. For the most effectivness, instead of using weed for hot knives and gravity bongs, stick your weed in a coffe blender, blend it up until it is very fine (dust like), and scrape the blender for THC crystals. The brown/whiteish crystals are almost pure THC. Once you have the loose crystals out of the blender, squeeze and press them into a ball using a credit card or pack them into a bowl.
Now that the breens are ready. Here's the techniques.
Hot Knives: This method is one of the best ways to smoke weed. You'll need: two knives (kithcen knives will do), a heat source (stove elements are the best, but blow torches or hot plates serve as a substitution), weed, and an "ice hooter".
How to make an ice hooter: Take a plastic pop (like a 600ml or 1L one) bottle and cut it in half. You should be now left with just the spout and the top half of the bottle. (This cut bottle may function fine, but the addition of ice gives cleaner nicer hoots.) Put ice in the cut bottle top. Shove the ice to the top of the bottle so it's up close to the spout. Only fill the top half of the cut bottle with ice. Cut the very bottom piece of the bottom half of the plastic bottle off (about an inch). Push the bottom piece inside the top half of the cut bottle so it keeps the ice in place and it won't fall out. You have to put the bottom piece in a manner so that it keeps the ice in but it does not block were the smoke will come through from the bottom. This can be done by putting the bottom piece in crooked or by cutting holes in it. Innovate. The ice hooter is now complete. Keep it frozen.
Take your two knives and place the tips of them on the hot stove element. Heat up the knives until they are red hot. Take the knives off of the element. Push on a ball of weed or crystal with your first hot knife. The ball will stck to the knife and start to burn up. Quickly pick up the weed ball and touch the other side of the ball with the other hot knife so the two knives are touching at the tip. Do all of this while the ice hooter is in your mouth. (Put your mouth around the spout) Hold the two hot knives up to the bottom of the cut bottle ice hooter and suck the weed smoke in. The ball will burn up very fast and you will get very stoned. Repeat this method until your weed balls are all gone. If kept frozen, your ice hooter will last forever.
Gravity bong: Take a big water cooler jug (like 6L or whatever) and cut just the very top spout area off. Turn the cooler with the cut part facing up and fill it nearly to the top with water. Take another smaller plastic bottle (2L or 4L) and drill a hole in it at the bottom side (around an inch). On the top of the smaller bottle's lid drill a hole and put on a bowl or make a disposible bowl out of alluminum foil. Pack the bowl with weed or crystals. Keep the lid to the smaller bottle very loose so it can easily be pulled off. Put the smaller bottle inside the big cooler with water. Don't let the bowl go into the water. The smaller bottle will fill with water. Put a flame (lighter) to the bowl on top of the small bottle. Pull the small bottle up while lighting the bowl. As the water level is decreasing in the small bottle, a vacuum will be created and the weed smoke will get sucked into the (smaller) bottle. Don't pull the smaller bottle right out of the water. Once the bowl is cashed (weed gone), you will be left with a bottle in water that's full of condensed THC smoke. Pull the bowl/lid off the bottle and suck the smoke in. Beware: don't suck to hard or you'll inhale gross bong water. Get stoned.
That's my two cents. It may be hard to follow my directions. It's easier to demonstrate. Try these methods though. They get you really high. If you can't make an ice hooter, take hot knives minus the ice. You'll get really ripped. Smoke BC Bud.
Just do it the old fashioned way and pook that shit to the bone using your fingernails.
West is the Best
only use enough herb for one puff in the binger, because while your coughing out your lungs that extra bud in the bowl just smolders into nada.
Save the roach, when you have enough left over roaches just roll another blunt.
toss the fukin thing and role another blunt stoner.
Three words: Light the side
Most cats put the flame right on top of the bowl. Bad move.
you could save a whole bunch and then roll another one when you have no money.
I got this old Vietnam vet friend of mine (who just hit me up for $200, answer: no), he says his crankhead girlfriend smokes lithium, the anti-depressant when she can't get the real deal.
I guess that tells everyone the kind of classy people I roll with.
p.s. just put the roach in the bong or pipe. Nothing wrong with that, although I dug bbbionic's suggestion (serves 4-6, garnish with cigarette butts).
i suggest hit it through the bong then once smoked proceed to puff on some banana peels and maybe put some toothpaste on a ciggarette. i was told when i was a young buc all these things would get me high.
1.smoke the weed
2.lick the empty bag
3.scrape resin from bowl and slide and smoke till none left
4.shit into a zip lock bag
5.reduce shit in butter over a low-medium flame
5a.for extra thick shitbutter, add 1 tablespoon of cornstarch and boil for 10 seconds while whisking rapidly
6.combine butter mixture with 2 eggs, 2 cups flour, chocolate chips, sugar, brown sugar, salt, and bake for 40 minutes at 400 degrees.
8.repeat steps 4-7 and you'll stay high forever.
just smoke hyrdo man tis the season, get it while it lasts. Jimmy Swaggard is always a buzz kill zoinks