Wanna Make Easy Money, Heres How To Make It.
LET ME SHOW U HOW TO MAKE EASY MONEY........
>I found this on a bulletin board a little while back and decided to try
>it. I was browsing through bulletin boards, and came across an article
>similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars WITHIN
>with only an initial investment of $7.00!!!!. So I thought “ Yeah right,
>this must be a scam,” but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept
>reading. Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the 7 names, and
>post the article in at least 200 newsgroups (or bulletin boards.....There
>are thousands right here). NO CATCH, that was it. So after thinking it
>over and talking to a few people first, I figured: “What have I got to
>lose except 7 stamps and a measly $7.00, right? “ Then I invested the
>WELL!!!!! GUEST WHAT?
>Within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I
>figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in.
>In my first week, I made about $25.00.
>By the end of the second week, I had made a total of over$1,100.00!
>In the third week, I had over $8,750.00 and it is still growing.
>This is now my fourth week, I have made a total of just over $17,000 and
>it is still coming in rapidly!
>It is certainly worth $7.00 and 7 stamps; I have spent more than that on
>the lottery!! Let me tell you how it works and most importantly WHY it
>works.....Also make sure you print out a copy of this article NOW, so you
>can get the information off of it, as you need it.
>I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will
>start making more money that you thought possible by doing something SO
>KEEP READING THIS TO FIND OUT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!
>Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (Print it out or download
>it!) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in!
>GET EXCITED ABOUT IT!
>It is easy. It is legal. Moreover, your investment is only $7.00 (Plus
>Postage on only 7 envelops..........one time only....no repeat mailing.)
>IMPORTANT: This is not a rip off, it is not indecent, no misleading
>Promises or Claims, IT IS NOT ILLEGAL, AND IT IS 99% NO RISK- IT REALLY
>If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive
>JUST KEEP READING!!!!! AND PLEASE NOTE: FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS EXACTLY,
>and $50,000.00 or more could be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program
>remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the
>participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the
>You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business,
>your product is not solid and tangible, it’s service. you are in the
>business of developing mailing lists. Many large corporations are happy
>pay big bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing
>lists is secondary income, which is made from people like you and me
>asking to be included in that list.
>HERE ARE THE 3 EASY STEPS TO SUCCESS:
>STEP 1: This is the most important step because this how everyone gets
>paid so honesty and integrity is a must.
>Get 7 separate sheets of paper and write the following on each piece of
>paper “PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST.”
>Now get 7 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 7 pieces of
>paper so the bill will no be seen through the envelope (to prevent
>thievery). Next place one paper in each of the 7 envelopes and seal them.
>You should now have 7 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper
>the above phrase, your name and address, and $1.00 bill.
>What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You
>are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most
>of us, I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal
>aspects of it all. So checked it out with US Postal Office
>(1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal.
>Mail the 7 envelopes to the following addresses:
>#1) T. Akpan 1508 Laurel Oak Dr., Antioch TN 37013
>#2) R. Britt 7136 Woodland Terrence, Dallas, TX 75232
>#3) T. Williams 5930 Hwy 85, Riverdale, GA 30274
>#4) Dinah Lumpkin 1111 W. Holt St., Mebane, NC 27302
>#5) K. Hinton 216 W. Market St., Graham, NC 27253
>#6) M. Gantt 815 Grant Ave., Schenectady, NY 12307
>#7) E. Perez 2420 N. Lowell Ave., Chicago, IL 60639
>STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
>other names up ( 7 becomes 6, 6 becomes 5, etc.....) and add YOUR NAME as
>number 7 on the list when you post it.
>STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
>to the original as possible. Now post your amended article to at least
>newsgroups and bulletins. (I think there is over 50,000 groups) All you
>need is at least 200, but remember that the more you post the more money
>the more money you make! You won’t get very much unless you post like
>This is perfectly LEGAL! If you have, any doubts refer to title 18 Sec
>1302 &1341 of the postal lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps for
>yourself and whenever you need money, you can use it repeatedly!
>PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the
>and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the
>Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue
>and the money that so many other have receive will come your
>NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you either on
>a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This verifies
>that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to
>wrap the $1.00 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.)
>TRY IT AND YOU WILL BE A BELIEVER!!!!!!!!!!
>Think of it like this. You ever been to a big event for example a
>game? Let’s say the stadium seats 80,000 people. Wouldn’t it be nice if
>every one of those 80,000 people gave you just $1. It would mean nothing
>to them individually but collectively it would $80,000 into your pocket.
>In turn those 80,000 people do the same at another event.......everyone
>wins (as long as you complete all the steps). It’s a matter of
>numbers.....The more you post, the more people respond, the more money
>make.....It’s totally up to you.
>REMEMBER TO KEEP IT HONEST AND POST POST POST...........MAKE THAT
>PS. WHEN SOMEONE SENDS YOU MONEY AND ASK YOU TO PUT THEM ON YOUR MAILING
>LIST.......PLEASE ADD THEM TO THE LIST...........WE ARE PROVIDING A
>SERVICE TO EACH OTHER.......THAT’S WHY THIS METHOD IS SO EFFECTIVE
*************HOW TO POST THIS AD***************
Step 1. Highlight this entire letter and select "copy" from the "edit" menu.
2. Open a blank "notepad" file and place your cursor at the top of the
blank page. from the " edit" menu select "paste" then put your name at number
7 and move the others names up eliminating number 1 as it says in previous
3. Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your
postings in different settings, you'll always have this file to go back to.
4. Search the internet for message boards and other public postings and
post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and
selecting "paste" from the edit menu. Fill in the Subject. Then click "Post
NOW YOU HAVE YOUR 1ST WEB POSTING AND DON'T FORGET TO KEEP POSTING!!!
****************FORWARD THIS TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS OR OTHER E-MAILS***********
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HOW TO GIVE HEAD!
Giving good head is an artform that I didn’t perfect until I was in my mid-twenties. Before that I
was constantly bewildered, usually drunk and often left wondering why I kept getting “fired.” I
had the intent, concentration and attitude, but I also had an overbite and too many wine coolers. It
was high school. What did I know? Then I met Yves, the prototypical “older” boyfriend. Born
and raised in Montreal, he was used to supremo suck from the “filles de roi” and this Ontario girl
was going to rank. Since then I have, quote, “rocked,” “ruled,” “owned” and “paralyzed” some of
the best cock this side of the Mississippi. My experience combined with epic VICE research is
available for you now. Here we go!
DON’T SPEND ALL YOUR CHIPS
Before you even start this discussion you have to look at your budget. You have about twenty
minutes of sex chips on any given night. If you spend fifteen chips sucking him off, he’s only got
five chips left for humping. We suggest saving BJs for mornings and afternoons and period week;
you still want to get laid.
THE EVIL DR. TOOTH
Your teeth don’t exist. They might as well be in a glass by the bed. Use the same principle applied
when eating a super cold Popsicle with a mouthful of freshly-filled, sensitive molars. You have to
make a cave with your mouth and use your tongue, upper and back palate to form a careful
vacuum to keep him away from your teeth. Keep this exercise in mind throughout your entire
blowjob. It’s easy to slip, especially when you’re drunk. One trick is to pull your lips over your
teeth like they’re those boxing mouth guards.
THE RIGHT MINDSET
The key to cock is in the focus. You must be fixated for the entire duration of your down time.
Remember the concentration required to kill an ice cream cone without getting any on your
blouse? Why do you think they make sex oils in all of your favorite candy/ice cream flavors? It
elicits a freaky Pavlovian trance of focus and completion. Think of good head as the Great
We’re not talking about the half-assed licking-until-hard-then-insertion action here. That’s
“lovemaking” in the whitest way. If you’re not willing to trust him and commit yourself with
100% total devotion to his penis, don’t bother. You have to worship it like you’re Indiana Jones
and you’ve finally made it to the Temple of Doom. (If worshipping his cock makes you feel
vulnerable it’s probably because he’s a macho asshole and you are sucking off the wrong guy.)
Remember, there’s a psychosexual paradox going on here. You are giving him head and he is
getting his cock sucked. You are both a slave to his dick and totally in control of it, like an actress
who stars in and directs her own movies.
Before you break off from his mouth and head downstairs, prepare the landing pad with your
hand. Horse around until it’s hard as stone. Assure him there’s going to be some heavy mouth
action but don’t let it start until he’s ready to crack.
Rub, rub, rub through the pants like it’s a baby animal just about to be born. Firmly tug at the belt
buckle like it’s your own. Try not to fumble too much with the belt but it’s OK to ask for his help.
Don’t get fired before you’ve even taken on the job. Communication is crucial because guys have
trouble refusing head no matter how bad they think you might be at it. Making sure he’s happy
with how it’s going without seeming insecure is one of the hardest parts of giving head.
Extra tip: Don’t fuck up with the zipper. If you hurt his penis here it’s all over. Pull the zipper up
and out, away from his penis, not straight down. Use two hands if you need to, like if he’s huge or
not wearing any underwear.
Key: If he seems to be steering this ride (keeping his hands hovering over or on your head) read
the road signs and ask some soft questions. Are you going too fast, hard, soft, slow? You’re not
looking for a detailed map or long discussions. One or two uttered words, deep moaning yeses or
ooooh mmm okay, ohhh, yeahyeahyeah, will do fine.
Slide your hand into the underwear. The baby animal is a little afraid of being born and has to get
to know your hand so it can feel safe and come out. Hover over his groin here for five seconds
(not too long or you will seem like a spectre and that will make him feel self-conscious).
Extra tip: If he starts mashing your head down, don’t smack his hand away. Gently grab his wrist
and place it down by his head again. Hold it there for a second as though to say “relax guy - I’ve
got it.” Incidentally, where did you meet this guy?
GETTING THE BALLS ROLLING
Now somebody hasn’t received much attention up until now. Here’s where our face and hands
have a bit of prep work to do. Cup and caress his balls in the hand you don’t use for writing. They
can take a bit of abuse but only with your heavy wet tongue. Find his balls first with your mouth
by burying your face in the space between his thighs and crotch and take one of them in your
mouth and wet and spit it up. Don’t be afraid to make things wet as hell.
You’ll need your dexterous hand to complete the lock and seal around the shaft. It’s wet from
your spit, too, and remember, you don’t have any teeth. This is a game you play with yourself. No
teeth, I have no teeth, I only have gums and lips and tongue. No teeth.
At the base, your mouth finally meets your hand and your tongue slicks up the shaft with more
hot spit. Wet hand goes down around the shaft with forefinger and thumb acting as the extension
of mouth. Moan on it because everybody’s just met. Here’s the freeze frame: mouth puffed out,
lips like an anus, down around the top few inches, tongue pressing the cock into an oral groove,
good hand around the shaft and bad hand is rotating around the balls with slightly firm yet gentle
rubs. Teeth not invited to the party.
Now that you’ve made the lock, never take your hand and mouth off or away from his cock.
You’re not gobbing on it, and you’re barely hitting a rhythm. You are wetting down the penis
with spitty, rhythmic foreplay to achieve the correct balance of slickness and traction. No baby
kisses here; you’re all mouth and tongue and hand. The whole area should begin to feel like a wet,
well-greased down, slow-moving internal combustion engine that is just gearing up.
Extra tip: At some point, lock eyes with him while your mouth is first introduced to his cock.
Remember he’s filming this with his brain and may use it as masturbation fodder for years to
come. You can even jerk him off for a bit. It’s a nice break for everyone and the variety keeps
RHYTHM AND MOTION
He will instinctively begin to rock slightly. Never stop moving along with him but be a bit off so
you’re undulating over his weenie slightly offbeat. It’s important at this point to make sure you
avoid getting skull-fucked. Control the tempo yourself.
Your hand should form a tube like a skirt around your mouth, with your thumb and forefinger like
a belt that meets your lips. Keep it well lubricated and don’t stay static. Your other fingers can fan
and fold and tickle and tug as your mouth and tongue circle and bob up and down the top part.
Most of the feeling is in the head of the penis so don’t waste too much time on the shaft. You’re
looking for a tempo akin to “Pop Goes the Weasel” played at half-speed. Never lose the rhythm
or the concentration of your mouth up and down around the tip of the penis.
By now you’re gripping the shaft gently and firmly with both good and bad hands in a dizzy of
fingers and spit. Fan down and grip up, grip up and fan down. Mouth stays on over the top, deep
then shallow, all the way out, all the way down. Hands have to help out the mouth. Mouth can’t
do all the work.
Don’t make the goal here an orgasm. Have no expectations. This is the slick middle of giving
head that gets you familiar with his rhythm and lets your mouth be the most talented pussy since
Extra tip: Again, it helps to lock eyes. It reminds you of what you’re doing and who you’re doing
it to. It’s an intense moment and it breaks a trance if you’ve found yourself in one. Guys can tell if
you’re sucking to get it over with instead of getting him off and it hurts their feelings. A little.
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
Something happens between giving the blow job and the point of no return. His balls get hard and
begin to disappear. Cute. You will know this because bad hand is on the job. He stiffens and
arches his body toward your mouth and his moaning may get a bit more whimpery and ardent.
Now everything gets a lot harder but a lot easier at the same time. Good hand is pumping a bit
more penis into the mouth. Both work together, making the tempo a bit stormier but still
controlled. Moaning should be almost frantic here. A vacuum begins to form between the hand
and mouth, working up and down as you slightly suck in your cheeks. There’s an important
distinction between sucking the shit out of it and simply making a vacuum seal out of your mouth.
Vacuum is better. Sucking hard can make him convulse.
He’s so hard now that it might be difficult to take it all in, but try relaxing your throat muscles.
Make a deep “ahhh” sound. Move your mouth and hand up and down with more ardor and
purpose. Vary your mouth movements, but don’t lose the gentle vacuum. Use good hand to
control the pumping, and keep your mouth firmly wrapped and sealed in spit around the wet cock.
THE FINISH LINE
This is it. Increase the speed of your mouth and good hand. Let him feel you pulling his orgasm
right out of him. Guys, it’s OK to tell her you’re about to blow, but don’t be a rock star. Say it
nice and soothing like you’re going to cry and you don’t know why. (Who’s the subordinate little
puppy now?) Your hands are slickly wrapped, mouth is sucking his cock faster but with subtle
undertones of a gentle coaxing. Start to make swallowing motions, press your tongue on the shaft
and slightly relax your lips. Moan hard and low in anticipation of the best orgasm you’ve ever
Extra tip: If it’s so good you start losing him in some surreal never ending-ending, stop and let
him have a wank while you lick his balls. That’s always a sure-fire way to get things back on
THE BLOWING OF THE LOAD
Spitting it out means like. Swallowing means love. And gargling with cum makes you look like a
crazy slut that probably has STDs. Most guys don’t care about where it goes eventually, but there
are some ways to keep it sexy and fun. If he’s into it, he may want to cum on your face. It’s just
cum and you trust him. It has to go somewhere and it’s good for your skin. Wherever it goes,
wipe it up soon. No one can relax and fall asleep when paste is hardening around them.
Extra tip: Push on his t’aint while he’s cumming.
Swallowing is important. It shows a kind of love and acceptance that has big payoffs during pussy
eating time, morning sex and menstruation. The easiest way is to be upright, kneeling between his
legs because gravity cuts down on the gag factor and if it’s far enough in the back of your mouth,
it slides down like a slutty oyster. Swear to God.
Important: You are not going to get AIDS from swallowing. It’s safest to make sure you don’t
brush your teeth right before or right after but realx. It’s fine.
Once he’s spent, he’s pretty exhausted and probably in another land. You’re not going to get him
back. Keep a warm hand on top of it for a bit, like a shock blanket used by paramedics. Just lie
there while he mumbles “holy shit” to himself for a few hours while you fall asleep. It’s your
hey E. Perez, FUCK OFF!!!