Newjacks Need A Slap
Ha I looked at some of their reviews to amuse myself and came accross this shit at HHI (Homo Hackers International).
Mr Gay Heatwaves or whatever decided to award Chris Lowe/PMDs remake of JVC Force's classic "Strong Island" (called "Buckwhylin") a D-, based on the "poor lyics".
What seems to have escaped this self-crowned lyric critic is the fact that Chris and PMD are doing a remake, and that many of Chris' lines are throwbacks to classic rap tracks....this is his "review":
"Listen to the situation my son/ no, serious as cancer, all fun is done."
"Living out in C.T., who the hell I be?/ Chris L.O.W.E., that's me."
"You'll get waxed like a candle."
"I'm warning you all, big, fat, small or tall/ guns and balls, to walk away like fuck you all."
"You can call me Chris Lowe, but I'm a top biller/ part time dealer, permanent killer/ you know it get iller, this shank is for
the scrilla/ I'm like the rest of the best, I'm a thriller." (What?)
"You jump to the funk like a Reebok Pump."
"You can fly high, hope you don't die/ you know I'm the type to make a player hater cry."
"Looking up to me, what you think they see?/ the fresh, fantastic, fly, funky emcee."
"The beats is red hot like 100 degrees."
"Dip-dip-dive, so-so-cialize/ clean out your ears then you open your eyes."
"You'll get your back cracked, like a chiropract."
"A bitch is a bitch like Ice Cube said/ call me Shabba dogg, cuz I'm wicked in the bed."
"More fresher than Doug E."
"I wanna be surrounded by ice like Jigga (what do you think he might rhyme this with?)/ the only way I could hit the top is
to step up my flow, nigga."
"There's a lot of wack shit out, watch what you're coppin'."
Not only that, but when this same record was reviewed for UGHH, some newjack said "the beat's so-so" or some shit...and its the same Freda Payne sample, from "Strong Island", slightly reworked.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
Oh. he also blatantly called slick rick wack.. saying he dropped 2 wack albums before the last one. The man is a complete jackass.. going off hearsay.. because if he actually heard "teh ruler's back", he'd know that it's even finer than the first slick rick record.
Listening to chubb rock,
Oh yeah? Read the review of Operation Doomsday. It's there.
Listening to chubb rock,
haha...i know for a fact jay never said that.
Don't let them get to you. They said Phife and tip were never good.. or even average mc's. They said jeru was never a lyricyst. I want to kill him.
Listening to fat joe,