Yeah so...College is creeping up on me. I leave Sept. 18, classes start the 24th.
Any suggestions or stories I should know about?
If nothing else, let's use this post to talk about nothing.
from what i've seen, that description of Georgetown University students is very accurate.
Word to asorbagatewilly.
You will never find another place again with so many good looking girls in one area.
What college does that fine hoe go to?
enjoy it while it lasts
cuz graduating SUCKS
Yeah I'ma be at U of O.
You are going to U of O right? I had many a drunken/stoned time in Eugene when I first moved out here. Haven't been there much recently though. It's not hard to have hook ups there though, lots and lots of users.
1.Purchase a pair of Diesel Jeans. Never wear them, but make sure that you own a pair.
2.Remember that personality is just something to be molded to the situation that you find yourself currently in.
3.Constantly complain that you are broke, but when someone suggests that you buy "shwag," look at them disgustedly.
4.Make absolutely sure that you know EVERYBODY. No matter what. You are better than other people if you know more people than they do.
5.After you "hook up" with someone, find creative ways for people to find out while it looks like you were trying to be DL about it.
6.Smoke cigarettes. It's cool.
7.It is not fun to just lamp out with your boys and drink some beers on a weekend. You must go to a party or bar. Or you are not cool.
8.People were not meant to have body fat. Elimitate it.
9.Find ways to insult things you don't understand, it's best for all concerned. "Oh, you listen to hip hop. Isn't House cool these days?"
10.Have an image. It may be one that if you walked the streets of D.C. with you would certainly be shot for, but have it nonetheless. It is a necessity.
11.Buy Abercrombie and Fitch. Otherwise you will stick out. God forbid you stick out.
12.People who play sports are far, far better than you. Accept it and learn to befreind these gods.
14.Claim that money isn't important to you, just a fulfilling career. Even though you are going into investment banking like your father did.
15.Do Ecstasy. It's cool. If you don't do Ecstasy, believe that the people who do are lowlifes and druggies.
"Secondly, beware of keg parties and the gross amount of drinking."
Remember why you are there and what your purpose is for going to college.
Secondly, beware of keg parties and the gross amount of drinking.
So many college males in my area have died from over dosing on alcohol.
When I mean DEAD I mean DEAD !
Oh yeah GOODLUCK, kid.
lmao @ IB...hahaha...
Poly, pebble's mine. Sorry dunn.
damn you start late, I started this wensday
When you can Snatch the Pebble from my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...oh wait, guess you did.
Make me proud, Manwhore.
It's hella asian women in College.. if you wont to stay happy.... Follow the asian thinks to the library they go all the time.. man you know damn well you aint gonna go to the library on friday night unless you have that kind of motivation... also. take classes of different cultures// like chinese civilization.. and Here's a secret *arabian women are hidden buttas"
woRd highme? Thanks I'll remember that.
My roommate already has hookups in Eugene cause thats where he was born...so regardless, I should be set.
The hippies on 13th street have damn good pot.
Damn Mike...that was a dope post actually. Thanks for the liznink.
Good Luck and don't drink on the weekdays.
refer to this post i wrote over a year ago: