I Would Diss You, But...
=I would diss you, but what good would it do?
-You won't ever admit that I'm so much better than you.
-You wouldn't change your style, or start writing rhymes that make sense.
-You wouldn't stop bragging about all the shit you have while still living in the house your mom rents.
-You wouldn't stop dressing like you used to weigh 400 pounds.
-You wouldn't stop talking about firing rounds or making constipation sounds.
-You wouldn't stop talking about your benjies or your ice
-even though your diet consists of ramen noodles and rice.
=I would diss you, but I don't feel like taking the time.
-It would probably take an entire week for me to write an adequate rhyme.
-There are so many of you it would be hard to spell all your names right.
-And half of you would like being dissed by me just so you'd have something new to bite.
-And the other half would just be happy that someone reads your shit.
-Shit's exactly what it is and it's so bad I couldn't even finish reading it.
-But I wouldn't have to read it at all if you could actually rhyme out loud.
-Instead of your chair being your stage and your keyboard keys your crowd.
=I would diss you, but I think you stole my dictionary.
-You must think you're smart using all those big words, but on the contrary
-You also use words like yo, da, and wit
-Followed by more words like dick, pussy and shit.
-These words cancel out the big ones leaving lots of empty space
-Letting everyone see that your rhymes didn't have any substance in the first place.
-And I would smack that stupid look off your face, but I try to avoid violence.
-I'd rather let you yell at me and inflame your anger with my silence.
=I would diss you, but you'd probably still talk about your bitches.
-You'd probably still lie about your guns, your ride and your riches.
-You'd probably still think you're hot, getting jiggy and grabbing your jock.
-You'd probably still waste your time giving shout outs to biggie and 2pac.
-You'd probably still worry about amps, subs, watts and decibels.
-You'd probably still sit at home at night counting beats and syllables.
-You'd probably still spell things wrong and use incorrect grammar.
-And you'd probably still secretly think the best rapper of all time is MC Hammer.
=I would diss you, but I think you just don't know any better.
-Why else would you go to the beach wearing your Phat Farm sweater.
-Do you still really think that the clothes make the man?
-While your baby brother makes you wack beats and your mom's your biggest fan.
-Glorifying drugs, alchohol and violence like any good role model.
-Haven't even finished high school yet and already holding a baby bottle.
-You follow all the latest trends like a little mainstream whore.
-You need to hurry up and solve your own problems so you don't cause me any more.
=I would diss you but I think it would just be a waste of breath.
-Instead I'd rather use that time to sit and plan out my own death.
-I'll go into the bathroom and lock the door behind me.
-I'll take off all my clothes and kneel beside the tub on 1 knee.
-I'll turn the knob and watch the tub fill entirely with water.
-I'll kiss the picture I took of my girl the last time that I saw her.
-I'll put a mirror on the ceiling so I can watch myself drown.
-And just before submerging my head I'll yell "Word up A-town"
Since none of you will ever change your pointless ways, at least now I'll finally have my silence.
i melting man
nice - long ya but nice. I never read long shit but this was interesting. I liked it.
yeah this was really good.
nice concept and stuck to topic
seems kinda gimmicky(but not in a bad way)...i seriously could picture this being played on the radio...
especially since that "cause i was high" song gets played every hour, and its not even that funny
this was cool, nice read...keep write'n
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......what a fucking post for his first.
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u know we will drop a callabo sooner or later.
Alintown Pencilvania aka The hidden citY
you had a lot to say.. you surely didnt let your rhyming control what you wanted to say.. i like that. but listen to yourself.. it is pointless to diss.. focus your energy elsewhere