The Realest Shyt U Ever Heard
Smash watches to kill time
Diagnosis I'm a ill guy
Droppin more science than that nigga Bill Nye…Breakin and mashin electronic devices and rippin mics since I was eight n a half I'm the god so divine Allah was shakin with laughter tellin me to give Satan a chance ~
facin my wrath might leave you defaced replaced with ya face in the grass…I'm nice enough to pay yur proctologist bill after I rip your anus in half!
Like batteries I energize now…Shock you with charged spit power electrify crowds thru the microphone wires ~ I'll make your vinyl get less spins than firestone tires…send you home in a box that says fragile styrofoam required ~ blast you with 25 gats in a row ~ Bring a firin squad to the audience and clap the shit outta you after the show ~ Its so real when I spit u feel my saliva comin at you thru the speaker… …
Drop verses rapped tighter than a laced up sneaker…python mic vice grip to write with a missile equipped heat seeker..crush ya crew..u write with lead Pencils cuz next to me yur number 2…
U better pack AK's to Surf on my brain waves my minds so deep u might get lost in it…burned phased and tossed in it…digest ALL cynics, they face my stomach acid raining ARSenic…
Rock mics away from where my physical limit is, after lyrical scrimmages my residual images continue to haunt you…I am the future, always beyond you…
Flyin up on Liquid craft
High enough to be Smokin liquor and sippin grass… 9 rime signs on ya epitaph
Battling I rip yur ass…u could never rip my ass, and you're thinkin anal sex…my darts leave you full of more holes than dead gangsters in avirex…
My shadow will smack you, spit droplets getcha bones broken
Jump you , like a turnstile wen u have no token
Logically rise to the top, cuz I'm the cream of the crop
But u need to Give up rappin, u have no gift when rappin
You should work at hallmark and take up gift wrappin
And yur shit still wouldn't be rapped tite…
Cuz this cat couldn't hang if he was a stalagmite
On mics, Straight up smoke you like crackpipes
Smoke so many cats my gun has cancer
Blast off like NASA, whip more niggas than a slavemaster
My team is obscene, a being in the shadows unseen...I zip my pants up, takin away yur main source of protein!
Scream pheonix, fuck a elitist…those who witness me See jesus
Battle with me in a steel cage on public exhibition
Now you feel rage…cuz lyrically yur giftless like imprisoned kids on Christmas...
yin to my yang
Leave you crazily screwed up like Houston in a gangbang…
Getting standin ovations from dudes that's legless
Face it kid…you cant see my sacredness
I'll leave you nonexistent like handicapped parkin spaces in front of skatin rinks
God body trapped in a cage
Delete yur nights cancel yur days…
Knocked out the ring all u see is black
You prolly like Bein Wack you cess-head
You prolly enjoy suckin
like Pamela Anderson's baby wen breast fed…
I levitate featherweights that's weak (week) like sevendays
If rap was farming I'd own acres…U flow Faker
than special effects bitch
Yur girl calls my dick her dEnTiSt
Cuz it makes her Say AHH
Now say a prayaaahh to this MeNaCe who couldn't be seen if u filmed me with slow motion LeNsEs…Yur crew couldn't rock mics if you rocked them on ya necklace…
Tryin to flow ill, go fill ya veins with virus injections
Bitch When I leave you headless, women's rights groups accuse me of bein sexist…Call me mic sadist…cuz with pain I'm GeNeRouS…my flow gets audiences bouncin like the ball in playin Tennis…
choosin between 200 flows..i'm losin control like mike tyson…my birth right was to hit mics LiKe LigHtNiNg…hazardous summoning masses of CaLCuLuS reigning down on ya laughable aBaCuS with the force to resurrect Lazarus…Flavor Disgustingly sick like Asparagus…Got cats runnin from me like I was PoPo…Yur gassed up similar to Sonoco... U loco player…So gassed that If I got ya dome smashed it would fill the hole in the ozone layer…
U know its over now… when I cross over styles… fAsT enough to break Allen Iverson in HaLF within the span of two frames…devils fear me like Sadamm Hussein..my main vein CONtains alien DNA…I'll put an end to your flyness like Aaliyah's plane… catch WhIplash…IF GaSsed I burst yur bubble shove you down to earth splattered…You ride or die? I choose for you the latter …REALest realist love life truly feel this…illogicallest philosophical NIhilist…seein this aint easy… i burn you, like a fake CD…a genius with A.D.D. …my mouth's ill…From the ABC to the XYZ I put crowds in EXtaSy without pills!!
wattup as samad!
i remeber u for sure, i hope u remember me hint hint Merlin Morpheus..
Welcome to the board...
tight punches, definitly liked some of the analogies and lines, good shit overall..
"High enough to be Smokin liquor and sippin grass"... heard and used that line before, one of my typical favorites...
"yo, I don't smoke beer, why you think I drink tree's or something?"
I Like this shit right here.
Not tha realest shit i've eva heard, cuz realest would be some like philosophical truth ta me. But this was filled wit made flavor! Don't make me quote some a dis shit.
Keep it Movin'!