The Mnab And Miss Cleo Conversations Vol.1...
how did i obtain these? That, I cannot reveal, but I will share the conversations that everybody is dying to hear...
mc:hello deary, what seems to be dee problem t'day?
mnab:well cleo, jeezers...uh, i dont even know where to start.
mc:how is your lovelife deary?
mnab:well, I am 29 years old and have only had intercourse twice.
mc:and how were those wonderful experiences?
mnab:My first time was with my sister when she was eight and I was sixteen, then when I was twenty four with a foreign exchange special ed student from checkoslovakia. Oh, Bertha...WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE ME BACK!!!WE WERE PENPALS,THATS A SACRED BOND,YOU CANT BREAK THAT!
mc:calm down deary...what else has been bothering you.
mnab:well, my life consists of waking up at 2pm everyday. Then I get out of bed at 3pm. Then I do maintenance on our trailer. Usually I'm done by 5:30pm. Then I masturbate to gay porno for five hours give or take 3 hours. Actually,just give three hours.
mc:that was a little more information than i needed sweety.
mnab:i tried to pay a hooker for 20 minutes last week but when I took her panties off I realized it was my grandma. Boy, was I embarassed!
mc:miss cleo has a suggestion...
mnab:I need to know miss cleo. JUST,PLEASE,HELLLLPPPPPP MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!
mc:do you own any rope?
mnab:I think there is some wrapped around our trailer hitch.
mc:do you live by any tall bridges?
mnab:yyeeeaaaahhhhh...what...what are you getting at.
mc:I strongly suggest you kill yourself.
mnab:now your beginning to sound like my mother.
mc:ah fuck it...
i am the 1