Fuk You Dad!
What Up Tho'
im alex asshole, i wear wife beaters & play wit mY weaner.
you might of seen me on cops, blunted, high, keye'd Or...
coke'd out, when my batch is out of line she get choke'd out!
fuk luv, wit my folks i get smoked out in the dopehouse.
the king of my castle, my wife know im Natural Born Asshole.
i never got my tassle, the fukin diploma was gaffled.
i dabble in the art of Unemployment, my Guns enjoyment!
i'd rather kick it in the backyard & shoot cans, it's fun-when-toyin...
aROUND wit semi-automatic's, i gotta habit
everytime i see my bitches face i wanna grab it & punch her!
she always on C.R, a user Avid, I dumped Her!
she got mad when i humped her & left, a summer of sex.
this #1 stunner is fresh, switch up hoes like tennis shoes
but this menace knew she was 2 months pregnant.
And it's Due any time now, contracting segments
saw her 2 years later, thought i'd find out-
who takin care of my seed, & if his spine sprout-
out the fertile soil, Time Out! this colonels loyal...
to his soldiers and thats It,
had 2 divorce her, imma fukin Prick like cactus
half this is my fault, but she and actress on 8 high BALLS!
that fukin weak hoe, she was a freak tho'..
wonder how my seed'll be in 20, no biological in his superEGO
all i know his his name is RICO CLITLICK cus she married some dipshit
probably just cus his dickfit
now back to the future my thoughts is shiftin
im a 'Haggler', stick & move! like i seen 'Marvin'
dont need a child from ex's womb, cus it's prolly ReTarded!
.............man, fuk shild support..........fuk her......maybe RICO'll be lookin for me on a talk show 15 years from now........or some shit.....who knows wit all the drugs that bitch did......fuk it.......
que pues hyna?
my name is Rico Clitlick, im the shit bitch, a MackDad.
pussy is my target, i never miss a bullseye Smack Dab,
a bitch is a female dog, so go stick ya dick in a black Lab.
nigga imma sex machine, subtract crabs & S.T.D.s
many testes bleed, not I...but i mess these jeans!
resting teen cooch on my lap-dance, while other men crap pants..
ask "how the fuks he brainwash them broads in that mack stance?"
1st things 1st, I stop her..pull girl 2 the side like a Copper
get in her 'bopper' mind, then quietly offer mines
conversation bout how the wind blows & it's doppler time.
slow & easy i beat em up with softer rhymes.
popped her blind & thats 'What they LOVE'
my shaft 'Up they butt', pull out & on my 'nutt they grub'
duckin and diven in the hymen while they 'strut they stuff'
but they fuk scores of other men too, until the Rubber ENDS you.
it breaks it bends fool, so i stopped usin that shit all together
that was 3 1/2 years ago, now my balls is weathered
played like 'Gump' so down falls the feather
i've called the 'heathers, moniques, brendas, & vanessas'
i've got my results back, im H.I.V positive wit PROFESSAS
& so are all of You!, best wishes and good luck On life
this MCs finished, didnt know how many bitches 'suck on mics'
put this stupid fuk on ice, Rico is bout to blow his brain out.
so think about both ya heads before you pull that thang out.
cus over 200 plus girls are gunna be pist if i live to stain blouse again
on a death certificate my names about to print
change the mouths of men
now scroll up & press print
true turf stories
i thought you had your name like:
what the hell?
shouldnt you have like 3000 posts?......or more?
oh yeah, didnt you use underscores in your name before?
anyway, i can see what you were tryin to do with the rhyme, but it didnt impress me in text. from what i remember you had some bangin battle stylo back when. spit this shit and post it, it should come off sick in audio.
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